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And she almost weighs as much as me... and likely weighs more than me because she weighed herself 6 months ago She probably weighs herself several times a day after each Diet Coke she drinks, but simply lies about her weight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/22 01:36 PM
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This is why children of single women are in a higher risk category for sexual abuse.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/22 01:25 PM
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Teacher = daycare worker
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/22 12:49 PM
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If she's a queen then I'm Henry VIII.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/22 05:35 AM
2

I was wondering the same, although I'd guess it's slang for a post-wall woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/22 05:33 AM
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I'm disappointed that "eat a dick" didn't make the cut.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/04/20 04:21 AM
2

One day, God approached Adam and proclaimed, "You are all alone, so I've decided that I shall create a woman for you!" Adam scratched his head and asked, "What is a woman?" God replied, "A woman will be my greatest creation yet. It will be beautiful and kind, and shall please you in every way imaginable." Adam asked, "That sounds great...but wait a minute, what will it cost me?" God shrugged and sheepishly replied, "...an arm and a leg." Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/20 03:03 PM
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Non-Player Character, like from a video game. Not controlled by a human and with scripted actions/dialogue only. It became a huge meme a couple of years ago, with the implication that these vapid people with unoriginal thoughts aren't really people, or "Player Characters."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/20 03:26 PM
4

And if she can't get Chad, she can at least get above her league cock during the off-season.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/20 03:21 PM
6

"ok, fatty" Biden would've said that for sure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/20 03:19 PM
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In the defense of online dating, it redpilled me before The Redpill was a thing. TRP mostly provided nomenclature for shit that I had to learn the hard way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/20 03:16 PM
5

Like a penis fencer, or a cocksman, if you will. Thrust, parry, dodge.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/20 03:13 PM
3

And pedophiles. In fact, it's like the Truman Show, but the conspiracy is that everyone is secretly a pedophile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/20 11:11 PM
3

Cars = Getting raw dogged by chad in a sports/muscle car.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/20 06:01 PM
1

Hail Sithis!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/20 01:11 AM
8

Semi-fat Means fat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/20 12:22 AM
4

I swear we've seen this one before. That Universal Frankenstein tattoo looks awfully familiar. Total trash though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/20 06:51 PM
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Bio: "Teacher" Shirt: "Early Childhood Program" Probably a preschool "teacher."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/20 07:49 PM
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Her fat rolls will be fuckable crevices. There's always a new frontier.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/20 07:33 PM
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Fucking nasty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/20 11:23 PM
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"I'm obviously attractive enough...." "...one even accused me of being a catfish." No man would complain about being catfished by an attractive woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/20 11:04 PM
2

Hunter Biden strikes again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/20 04:57 PM
1

Anarcho-tyranny. Anarchy for the losers and criminals; tyranny for the lawful.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/20 04:53 PM
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Or going on an expensive first date to begin with.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/19 02:51 PM
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b : marked by driving forceful energy or initiative : enterprising
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/19 02:49 PM
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Most people don't earn the same in the same position anyway. Women probably negotiate for less too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/19 02:44 PM
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Maybe if I'm in the Middle East and it's, like, 100 B.C., and my brother died and it is some familial obligation to take in the wife and child. Maybe.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/19 10:57 PM
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Fucked 'n chucked.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/19 10:55 PM
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"Sancho" is the Mexican version, I believe.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/19 10:49 PM
1

I don't think that guy's sexual proclivities can result in pregnancy though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/19 07:20 PM
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Most people apparently didn't understand The Scorpion and the Frog.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/19 01:50 PM
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What kills me about the comments is that they completely miss the point that his change in behavior worked.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/19 01:12 AM
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Or Big Black.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/19 11:08 PM
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"High School," "31," and "Ambitious" should have also been underlined, but I guess you'd end up underlining the entire fucking thing at that point.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/19 10:52 PM
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Hookers usually make you wear a condom.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/19 03:52 PM
1

Tyrone? More like Kermit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/19 09:53 PM
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No exaggeration: I'm almost 40 and don't have forehead wrinkles like that when I raise my brows. Nasty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/19 09:40 PM
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Rex-rated porn?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/19 04:52 PM
2

Sounds like the opening scene of Herzog Werner's Aguirre, Wrath of God.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/19 04:49 PM
2

#3 Guess again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/19 03:54 PM
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Destruction of strong family units is part of a demoralization campaign that makes individuals more malleable.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/19 03:38 PM
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Yep. It's cultural decay.
/r/MGTOW15/10/19 09:30 PM
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And this is why the soon to be mother of four from the other thread is above average.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/19 08:21 PM
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You didn't underline the best part: "You're just another guy in a line of guys...."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/19 08:02 PM
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Good call.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 10:57 AM
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I could see tuba player wanting to mount up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 10:56 AM
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A miracle that they survived the NICU from drug and alcohol induced defects.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 10:55 AM
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Jesus Christ. Was she at least decent looking for her age?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 10:53 AM
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing people that "plus-sized" is healthy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 10:52 AM
1

That reminds me of a time I was at an all-you-can-eat buffet with a friend. All of a sudden, I felt trembling, and my drink started developing ripples like that scene in Jurassic Park. To my horror, two...I don't know if fat can accurate describe it...women waddled in to eat the rest of the food. They both wore sweat pants, and one of them had a FUPA that wouldn't quit. It was like a third breast swaying between her legs. I actually lost my appetite.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 10:51 AM
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Butterface? More like Butterball.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 10:41 AM
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A single mother who hates Trump voters. Who the fuck does she think is paying for her WIC?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 10:40 AM
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If Jesus can wash feet, you can look at them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/19 08:52 PM
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Check out Brie Larson's (Captain Marvel) feet though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/19 08:21 PM
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Good point, and that includes 3:00 a.m. no-knock raids for nonviolent charges.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/19 01:14 PM
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Chase the Jokeresque fem-power quirky girl. I'm not familiar with this subject, but that particular line reminds me of "manic pixie dreamgirl."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/19 11:26 PM
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She makes tattooed forehead bitch look like a model.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/19 10:54 PM
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Then what the fuck are you doing here?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/19 10:39 PM
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At least her kids are probably around 30.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/19 11:25 PM
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Chad doesn't have to go through any hoops.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 01:25 PM
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You simply don't have any control over peoples perceptions.... This is the source of our current problems. The SJWs want to do exactly that. It's not enough to be tolerant or polite, but you must celebrate their causes as well.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 02:59 PM
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Are you going through my comment histroy to stalk me? Sheesh. I'm not angry at women for sleeping with plenty of men; in fact, I used them to my advantage. That said, partner count does diminish worth when it comes to long-term commitment. The double standard exists not because of hypocrisy, but because women, even average looking women, can easily obtain a high partner count. Women are generally more selective to men when it comes to sex so are more willing to turn down sexual opportunities. Th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 02:23 PM
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I look like Policeman #3 from the film Ronin, starring Robert De Niro.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 02:17 PM
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That's what kills me. People know that (rightly or wrongly) people have opinions about tattoos. When they consciously get visible tattoos, choose clothing styles, etc., they are wanting to project a certain image in order to tell the world that I'm x, y, or z.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 02:00 PM
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Your parents hate them because it's like painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa. As someone with a moderate amount of artistic talent, I can appreciate aesthetics, and some tattoos certainly look much better than others, but let's not pretend that most people with tattoos display good artwork or design decisions. It also matters who has the tattoos. Nothing is worse than a twerp with wannabe gang symbols and tribals trying to act tough. For full disclosure, my wife has some tattoos. I'd prefer tha…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/19 01:32 AM
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What we have here is a scantily clad woman who took a photo of herself in a motel room. She projects herself as a potential sex worker looking for love on the side, and sure enough, she has a gaudy tattoo on her ribcage. She made conscious decisions to project this image and the tattoo is part of that package.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/19 01:15 AM
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I'm married and have two children, so I can't exactly qualify as MGTOW. Hopefully I will do a better job than your parents, and teach my children to respect their bodies by not staining them with low class trash.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/19 01:00 AM
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Just as with any other form of expression (clothes, hairstyle, etc.), people attempt to project a certain image with the conscious decisions they make regarding their appearance. They essentially relay a message, and the message is received, analyzed, and a judgment is made (I especially delight in making judgments since the world is trying to gaslight us into thinking that judgments are wrong). If you're wearing all black, have black makeup and hair, and are wearing a vampire bat necklace, I wi…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/19 12:55 AM
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Not in the slightest.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/19 11:32 PM
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No shit that she's not a piece of ass. This woman is nasty even for this site.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/19 11:07 PM
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Of course she's anti-Trump.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/19 11:06 PM
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They're trashy. There's a reason that you don't see world leaders tatted up like gangsta's. They're also more masculine (tattoos have some history with warriors, etc.), so a woman with tattoos is displaying fewer feminine traits (same with beer drinking, for example).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/19 11:04 PM
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That was my first "thot."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/19 11:03 PM
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It's not like it's a real disease, like cancer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/19 10:59 PM
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I'll take the AG position. I'll hunt those fuckers down like it's the Salem witch trials.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/19 10:56 PM
1

She still probably gets more (serious) messages than the majority of men. Let that sink in (it's been pounding on the door for ages). Grandfather Nurgle has blessed this one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/19 10:54 PM
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The worst I saw was a girl in high school who was 17, but had the fact of a 50-year-old woman. It wasn't wrinkled, but it just looked old. It was so bizarre. Then there was another girl with strange, stubby thumbs who I dubbed, "Iguanadon."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/09/19 01:39 PM
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I was watching the War of the Roses, but saw something about Romans in the sidebar that caught my eye.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/19 05:38 PM
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Women don't really have a time investment comparable to men. They can swipe right and have a cock at their door in 15 minutes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/19 04:44 PM
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Rookie numbers. I've probably had sex with, maybe 75 women, probably not 100, but most of them required some effort. Most women, not even hot women, can take as much cock as they can get, if they so please. A woman can go out every Saturday night, hop on a strange cock, and accumulate a tally of 500 within ten years - without even trying!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/19 04:43 PM
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Rule #1 when giving a handjob: Use your mouth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/19 04:37 PM
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Which also eliminates the need for gratitude, shame, etc.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/19 04:22 PM
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Not hot, but good enough that most men wouldn't have the opportunity within an inflated market. The top-right photo is what she looks like now (or worse), and the bottom-right photo is probably what she looked like when she was younger.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/19 04:21 PM
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YouTube documentaries I recommend Timeline - World History Documentaries.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/19 04:19 PM
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I was at an orgy once, but still couldn't break 10.
/r/MGTOW29/08/19 03:20 PM
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The sad part of this is that she would think that she's too good for most of us here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/19 08:43 PM
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Nasty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/19 11:02 PM
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That sinking feeling right after your nut. That's almost every time I have sex.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/19 09:45 PM
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Urban America isn't so great either.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/19 08:52 PM
3

Well, that was a rabbit hole.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/19 01:42 AM
3

Bestialitya?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/19 01:23 AM
2

I could see peanut butter and a licking, but good grief.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/19 01:17 AM
1

But Fredo is already married.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/19 01:13 AM
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Have a heart. She was in the shit back in 'Nam.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/19 11:03 PM
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More like it would make Stalin repent and embrace capitalism.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/19 03:18 AM
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Exactly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/19 02:24 PM
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And then move on anyway.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/19 09:42 PM
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"Am I not merciful!?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/19 09:37 PM
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He can, but he might use her as an every other weekend booty call.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/19 09:33 PM
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I hate that fucking cartoon.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/19 12:33 AM
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Beat me to it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/19 12:30 AM
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I've always described it as a pretentious bisexual.
/r/MGTOW16/07/19 08:42 PM
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Eventually the originals won't be as prevalent in our consciousness. We'll be like our grandparents talking about old black-and-white films and actors that we can't name anymore.
/r/MGTOW16/07/19 03:58 PM
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The problem is that many of these characters are part of a visual medium and people have a pre-conceived notion as to what these characters should look like. People were upset when Optimus Prime didn't look like his old, 80's self. People were upset that Daniel Craig did not have dark hair like James Bond is supposed to. People were upset that Daenerys Targaryen did not have violet eyes. For the same reason, few people want a black, female James Bond or a black Ariel, just as they wouldn't want …
/r/MGTOW16/07/19 03:56 PM
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(He was the ex-husband.)
/r/MGTOW10/07/19 07:00 PM
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Who hasn't?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/19 12:28 PM
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I understand. It's just fucked up.
/r/MGTOW09/07/19 09:53 PM
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LOL. She didn't even say that the guy was ugly, but just that he was an Indian guy.
/r/MGTOW09/07/19 08:03 PM
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Risky, but more exciting than day-to-day wage slavery.
/r/MGTOW08/07/19 10:47 PM
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I remember that she was on a marry/fuck/kill list for a radio DJ skit. I wanted to call in to say that she would be fuck for sure, since you wouldn't have to worry about getting on the hook for child support.
/r/MGTOW08/07/19 10:35 PM
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And I chipped my tooth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 09:44 PM
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I looked into a mirror and said, "Candyman" three times, and this is what appeared.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 09:36 PM
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The most attractive women will have the highest SMV (so yes, it is relative), but attractiveness alone does not equal SMV, since attractiveness doesn't account for "market forces." SMV is skewed since a minority of men are having sex with a majority of the women, which means that pussy is scarce for most men in the marketplace and is therefore more "valuable." If a strawberry is out of season it will raise in price at the grocery store, regardless of how tasty the strawberry might be. The women …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 09:34 PM
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That's true, if you consider that the other 99% of men are nonexistent.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 07:39 PM
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I agree with you in spirit, but my distinction is that the inflation is a valid determination of actual SMV. She might be a 2/10 ogress, but the market has determined that she's a 6/10 (or whatever). Her ego is a direct consequence of that since she get's 6/10 treatment. What I specifically disagree with is "she has almost no sexual marketplace value whatsoever." If we judge her just on her looks, then we are ignoring the "M" of SMV. Unfortunately, the "M" has determined that we are wrong about …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 07:30 PM
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I strongly disagree since "inflation" means that her SMV is effectively high too, not just her ego; furthermore, the ego is a symptom of the inflated SMV. I'd probably be a bit more generous and give her a base of 3 or 4 (there are so, so many uglier women out there), but her inflated SMV is probably a 6 or 7. She's certainly not fucking 2s, and probably gets the occasional 8 looking for an easy lay.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 05:59 PM
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"...fuck this nigger a?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 05:43 PM
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These fucking women...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 05:38 PM
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I'm at around the same. Most were either one-nighters, or a few time fling. I only ever seriously dated a couple of women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 05:32 PM
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She won't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 05:30 PM
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We missed out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 05:25 PM
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How high is high these days (for a man)?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 05:02 PM
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He'd buy it for you as a birthday present. He'd also hire Slash to be your tutor.
/r/MGTOW07/07/19 03:08 PM
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Even a man who has nothing can still give his life for the God-Emperor.
/r/MGTOW07/07/19 03:05 PM
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If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.
/r/MGTOW07/07/19 02:25 PM
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I can't help but to think that this was made with the Neverwinter Nights chat log.
/r/MGTOW05/07/19 04:32 AM
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Or blowing other men.
/r/MGTOW01/07/19 02:26 PM
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I'd slap the shit out of my daughter if she ever said anything like that to me, no matter how old she was.
/r/MGTOW28/06/19 10:47 PM
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And let that sink inside.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/19 10:15 PM
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YTA. You don't rescind an invitation because you won't get laid at the end. 'Only guys understand' is an example of toxic masculinity. Don't be surprised if you lose a friend over this. That's fucking retarded. If the OP invited someone to a concert, explicitly as a date, then he has no obligation to continue to extend the offer once that date is rejected. That would be like asking a girl out to movie date, be told that she's not ready to date, but still be expected to take her to a movie. I cou…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/19 09:56 PM
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Never mind then.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/19 03:48 PM
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At least he doesn't have children. Would smash.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/19 01:52 PM
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He was just too early for Clown World.
/r/MGTOW25/06/19 11:15 PM
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They're all the same.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/19 04:25 PM
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Even the kid looks ugly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/19 04:20 PM
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Horse have big teeth though. She's more like the xenomorph from Aliens.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/19 04:20 PM
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She has one of those fucking mouths inside a mouth like those Xenomorphs from Aliens.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/19 04:14 PM
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It's a dealbreaker for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/19 04:14 PM
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Love to have fun and enjoy a banter. Banter = endless shit tests. I'm honest and fun loving. Wow. She likes to have fun. A diamond in the rough? I have my own house and have 3 children 6,4,2 who are my world. Nope. totally independent! Except for the child support payments that she uses to supplement her income in order to afford her house (which is probably a messy shithole). I love travelling and exploring new places, crazy nights out and cosy nights in She likes a bit of strange. I'm far from…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/19 04:13 PM
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No sugar coating. She's a bitch or lacks basic social skills. I am an animal lover I own two dogs and a horse. If she owns a horse she probably lives with her parents and/or has someone financing it. I am a mother of two boys and they are my everything. At best, and if the boys are newborn twins and she's about to turn 22, they were born when she was 21. But we know that she probably had her first as a teenager. I cant stand the smell of weed and don't like it around me. The only reason this wou…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/19 04:07 PM
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Except she will probably quit her job to be a "SAHM" and have student loan debt on top of her worthlessness.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/19 04:39 PM
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I'd probably <redacted> if that happened to me (not that it would).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/19 04:34 PM
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I was thinking more along the lines of 17th century Salem, MA.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/19 04:32 PM
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Self Chad Children Girlfriends "Fur Baby" Dancing with the Stars ... 1,632. You
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/19 04:27 PM
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Best But will be out of business by then.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/19 04:22 PM
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I wouldn't want to stick my dick into those chompers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/19 04:05 PM
1

Nobody here but us mice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/19 03:20 PM
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I guess the equivalent of hovering would be jerking off on her face.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/06/19 03:03 PM
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yet she persisted
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/06/19 03:01 PM
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Or a concentration camp barcode.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/19 06:54 PM
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"Blonde bombshell." lulz
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/19 06:52 PM
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Baseborn, bastard abominations are not the equal of my progeny, who are true of blood and lineage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/19 05:47 PM
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When seconds count, she's scores ahead.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/19 03:22 PM
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tl;dr = "cock sucking mouth."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/19 03:17 PM
1

Is she advertising her half-naked son for pedophiles?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/19 02:51 PM
5

I also like how these women are always dating lawyers and "writers" as a footnote while moving on to the next main event in the story.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/19 02:49 PM
1

Nice lips?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/19 02:25 PM
10

This must be one of Cinderella's step-sisters.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/19 02:12 PM
1

Ergo, we are being undermined.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/19 02:09 PM
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Honk honk!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/19 06:56 PM
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I couldn't imagine bonding with one of those...things. One of my friends got in the predicament. I told him that he has four other children (from three different mothers) who are neglected by him, so he shouldn't shed tears over a child that isn't his.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/19 06:43 PM
1

What a disgusting wretch. It looks like she's living out of a motel room.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 03:56 PM
10

A single woman with four children and a pitbull is a fucking moron. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure all the pitbull owners will come out and talk about how sweet the breed can be, but most people who purchase a pitbull probably do so for its earned reputation. Get a Bernese, bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 03:44 PM
1

Is NEET an acronym for tranny? I'm a year older than her but she wouldn't even be a blip on my radar.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 09:02 PM
1

She could have at least cleaned the mirror that month before she took that photo. She looks like a truck stop whore
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 09:01 PM
1

She looks like she has that smile where the gumes are twice s are as long as her teeth. That's a dealbreaker for me
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 08:57 PM
1

But they can be picky since men still fawn over them. Chad squirts a load in her mouth, because why not, but doesn't stick around because of the brat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 08:56 PM
2

She probably voted for Obama twice, but was at least intelligent enough to realize that most male Democrats (at least the white ones) are slack-jawed faggots. She's just playing pretend (which, to be fair, she should do).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 08:54 PM
6

I thought that she had a tattoo of the judge from My Cousin Vinny.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 08:46 PM
1

Maybe she didn't want to get poo on it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 08:44 PM
7

If having "your own car" is worth mentioning within her profile, then she's clearly banged men who didn't have their own car. That is something I would never even consider putting on a dating profile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 08:42 PM
2

Let me guess: Trump is not her President.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 08:33 PM
5

I wish I could tip Chick-fil-A employees though. They always appear to be clean and cheerful.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 08:32 PM
3

I've always assumed that most of the older bartenders were people trying to remain within party world.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 08:31 PM
4

For fuck's sake, why would I want to show off a woman with a Herman Munster tattoo on her thigh?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 08:26 PM
2

That's because 20% of men are banging 80% of the women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 05:30 PM
7

Holy shit! Unless he's gay, this is worse than what I was expecting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 05:20 PM
2

I figured that they might not get as much as the western EU vassals.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 05:16 PM
1

Food.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 02:04 PM
1

We take for granted that people generally pay their own way through life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 02:04 PM
1

She looks alright, but the children would need to be sold to a Turkish slave galley.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 02:03 PM
10

Except for EU invaders.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 01:59 PM
16

My favorite is "Christmas Cake." Outdated after the 25th.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 01:58 PM
2

Why wasn't "Cat" underlined?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/19 03:54 PM
2

I keep coming back to this profile since it is amazing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 04:08 PM
2

She's landed many guys, for a few weeks at a time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 04:07 PM
3

"Fewer."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 04:05 PM
1

She counted the years on her fingers and toes three times.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 03:44 PM
7

My dad said I need a girl with tits, a hole, and a heartbeat. Heartbeat optional.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 03:41 PM
11

I've never seen a commercial advertising a Ferrari.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 03:38 PM
12

She's not nuts, because even past her prime her inbox will be flooded with messages, including messages from good-looking men, looking for an easy lay. She just won't get commitment from the sort of men that she's willing and able to fuck. Women's narcissistic entitlement is a consequence of the fact that they have an abundance mentality that can't even be rivaled by a rock star.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 03:31 PM
19

Depends on the criminal.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 03:26 PM
8

"No coffee dates for this gal." That's reason enough not to contact her. Don't waste time and money on a stranger.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 03:25 PM
3

Anyone care to speculate on what depravities that she can do without her fingers that most people can't? She can't give a handjob, but can give one hell of a shocker.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/19 02:36 PM
14

I didn't read the profile and thought you meant she has diabetes or something, and would need to have amputations in the future. Holy shit, she is literally missing fingers and toes. Tyrannosaurus Rex has more digits than her. And to think that she has two children, while plenty of normal men will never reproduce.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/19 02:29 PM
6

Anope.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/19 07:56 PM
1

Book Stannis.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/19 07:54 PM
13

6' tall, 6' waist, 6 teeth, 600 pounds, 6 kids, 6 cats
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/19 01:33 PM
25

And these are her most flattering photos.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/19 01:30 PM
3

Or 687.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/19 01:24 PM
1

Which sucks for this show. I'd rather the throne go to Gendry or Cersei.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/19 02:33 PM
1

Some asshole behavior is in order. My wife was on the phone and said that I was her sunshine, so I responded, "And you're my rain...............................bow. Rainbow!" Then she called me an asshole.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 08:52 PM
2

Women have taken that 1% , blown it up , and now decided that they need to be "just like men" for equality. Most of them were banging that 1%, so didn't have much information to go on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 08:39 PM
1

3)Thor wasn’t neutered, he was grieving because his people and brother couldn’t be brought back. So he did what most guys do, game and binge. I haven't actually seen the movie, but from the accounts it seems that making Thor into a sulking, drunken, slob, gamer is just a shit joke. He's not most guys; he's a Norse god. It's just like the rat on the keyboard freeing Ant-Man, or the cat-alien scratching Samuel L. Jackson's eye. It's campy shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 08:33 PM
1

I agree. I think it was a good episode in the context that it was more interesting than most other shows on television. Within the context of the overall story, it was extremely disappointing. I also hope that someone other than Jon or Daenerys takes the throne, and I was hoping that Daenerys would ultimately become a villain, but there are two few remaining episodes for that to be on the table.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 08:25 PM
3

I might have made up the basement part in my recollection. It was disappointing since Thor isn't just the most masculine of the super heroes, but he's also a god. My friend hadn't seen Captain Marvel, so I was at least able to spoil the ridiculous finale between Captain Marvel and Jude Law (who apparently wasn't in Endgame?).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 05:47 PM
4

We have Avon in the U.S. too. It's a similar concept in which you buy and sell their products and try to recruit people so that you're higher up on the pyramid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 05:44 PM
1

It was a good episode, but disappointing when taken within the context of the entire show. The Dothraki did fuck all. The Hound cowered during the battle. Greyworm somehow survived. I anticipated something more supernatural occuring when Beric finally died for good. Bran did nothing. Gendry barely had a presence. Jaime was just another grunt. It was very underwhelming. I miss characters such as Stannis and Tywin.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 05:43 PM
3

One of my friends saw the film and bitched about it at length, almost word-for-word. We might know each other. He kept adding, "Literally," "I'm not making this up," "No exaggeration," etc. My favorite was when he said that Thor is sulking over Natalie Portman and is a fat drunk literally playing Fortnight in a basement.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 05:33 PM
7

I'm pretty sure it's multi-level marketing, which is a pyramid scheme like Amway.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 05:09 PM
3

The problem with Harry Potter is that it's pop-fantasy for children. It doesn't have the craftsmanship of LOTR, or even Game of Thrones for that matter (as for the show, it's obvious that the writing dropped sharply after they ran out of source material). I actually read the first book, many years ago, as part of an exchange agreement with a family member since I claimed that it wasn't better than LOTR. It wasn't bad or poorly written, and it's mystery element was good enough, but it's not parti…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 05:00 PM
2

Oh and she kept my cat too and would not give him back Get a dog. I recommend the Bernese Mountain Dog, which is a magnificent beast.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 04:36 PM
10

Excuse me, sir, a what?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/19 03:16 PM
1

I don't know what a tractor pull is, but it looks like a red flag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/19 07:32 PM
2

Or underwear.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/19 07:28 PM
2

The '90s was when people heard weird stories about strangers falling in love online, but OLD started losing its stigma in the early 2000s. This is when sites such as POF or OK Cupid got their start. I mostly had success through POF, since it was free and I correctly figured women would have no need to pay for OLD. There was also Adult Friend Finder and Craigslist, etc.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/19 07:27 PM
2

And those were just the three guys who didn't bang her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/19 07:13 PM
52

Or a source of comparison and inevitable dissatisfaction.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/19 07:05 PM
2

Muscle failure!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/19 02:35 PM
7

I once pissed in a Jewish woman's mouth. She was a good girl.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/19 12:47 AM
17

No, Chad is the one banging most of the women below his league, which is why these women think they're better than what they are.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/19 12:44 AM
6

Pure garbage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/19 06:20 PM
2

Given those two choices, the N1 girl is better than the N4 girl. It's not about how many times she's had sex, but the number of partners. Not only will there be four other men who you will be compared to (as opposed to one), the women with higher N-counts will highly increase their chances of contracting STDs.
/r/TheRedPill22/04/19 10:05 PM
9

NPC for sure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/19 07:57 PM
15

This is like being the guy without a rifle at Stalingrad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/19 06:44 PM
2

Men are pump and dump only.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/19 03:56 PM
1

If a woman has a IQ of 50 I have Down's Syndrome on my bucket list. And midgets.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/19 03:54 PM
2

"Anti-Trump" is just another shit test. Of course she'll fuck Chad while he wears his MAGA hat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/19 09:14 PM
1

In Iraq we had about fifteen Article 15s issued for one transgression - all NCOs except for one E-4. A female NCO was playing hide the chemlight for another NCO's birthday party. Then she claimed that our platoon sergeant raped her and he got busted down to E-1 and was locked up until after we returned to the U.S. Total fuckery.
/r/TheRedPill15/04/19 04:06 PM
0

I think that the biggest problem with female soldiers isn't the disparity in physical standards or their ability to engage in combat, but the effects they have on morale, discipline, cohesion, readiness, etc.
/r/TheRedPill15/04/19 03:57 PM
1

I've never used Tinder, but that was my experience with OLD. It's such a waste of time just to get a piece of ass.
/r/TheRedPill09/04/19 08:28 PM
6

I am: bonfires (likes to get drunk outdoors), equisitely cooked meals (expensive meals), comfortable nights in (can't always find a sitter for her bastard abominations), adventures anywhere (she once blew a cowboy in the bar bathroom). Loyalty, patience, integrity (no Oxford comma) and a lot of smart ass humor (she's a bitch). I"m (doesn't know how to use an apostrophe; could be a typo) dusty boots and trucks and guns (not bad...), horses, (...but she's into redneck cowboys) occasional heroism (…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/19 05:09 PM
4

Because he wants one for Christmas.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/19 04:48 PM
86

I think the "intersectional" thing is about maximizing victimhood, say, the intersection of being black, gay, lesbian, trans, etc. The more intersections of victimhood, the higher the status. I guess. It's all foreign to me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/19 04:43 PM
4

I agree with that sentiment. My only point for the OP was that even within the context of an open relationship, she disrespected him by going into the details. I've never explicitly been in an open relationship, but also usually didn't get into LTRs, so assumed they were fucking other men. If they had talked about it I would have considered it disrespectful, even if I wasn't interested in LTR. Perhaps it could be broken down to poor bedside manners?
/r/TheRedPill08/04/19 06:58 PM
8

I don't think the issue is the open relationship part, but the fact that you want to LTR a woman who will be fucking other men. You already admitted to feeling jealous when she talked about her friend Chad, so it seems that you are setting yourself up for disappointment.
/r/TheRedPill08/04/19 06:48 PM
4

It's not that she's fucking other men, as was agreed upon, but that she's talking about it while with him. There's definitely a lack of respect there.
/r/TheRedPill08/04/19 06:32 PM
1

like pretending to be interested in what other people have to say when they talk about themselves. I hate that one. It's always the same shit too.
/r/TheRedPill08/04/19 05:08 PM
24

Regardless of whether you have an open relationship, she disrespected you by talking about fucking another man.
/r/TheRedPill08/04/19 04:57 PM
-1

Tip and R.I.P only. She's worth a boff 'n coffin. I'd bone and tombstone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/19 05:04 PM
1

This was probably posted by the child's father in anger. The fact that the child's face was blurred out shows a certain level or responsibility.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/19 04:32 PM
4

It's likely similar to women getting wet for drug dealers. A stripper is a woman who obviously has very little inhibition and works in the sex industry, so would (presumably) be up for some hardcore sex. Some men don't really consider how low-value these women actually are though.
/r/TheRedPill02/04/19 04:04 PM
1

It wasn't video. I lived next to several Indian families a few years back, and they all seem to be terrified of dogs. Not just scared, mind you, but terrified. A grown man in his thirties jumped away from two small yappy dogs the size of chihuahuas and ran inside his car, slamming the door. One even admitted that she was afraid of dogs. Obviously, this is a generalization, but it has happened often enough to be peculiar.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/19 03:18 PM
1

We live in an Anarcho-Tyrannical Republic. The three branches of government are Trump, the Deep State, and CNN. The First Amendment allows for freedom of speech unless it hurts others' feelings. The Second Amendment allows for individuals who work for government law enforcement agencies to bear firearms. The Fourth Amendment is redacted.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/19 03:44 PM
3

Further, maybe women don't mind emotions like "Whee Haw, I love you sucking my dick like that!" or "Yessss! Just won a Maybach in a lottery!" "Whoo-hoo! Jr. just got his vision back!" but absolutely don't want to hear "I feel so bad; my boss shit on me today, and I'm worried about losing my job..." They just don't want to see weakness, plain and simple. ​
/r/TheRedPill29/03/19 09:49 PM
1

I cried during Godzilla 1985 when Godzilla jumped into the volcano. And Old Yeller.
/r/TheRedPill29/03/19 09:48 PM
2

I tell my kids that their tears only serve to strengthen my resolve.
/r/TheRedPill29/03/19 09:43 PM
3

>I always felt like I was doing evil things. Like what? I don't see how being "red-pilled," however one wishes to define it, should entail guilt.
/r/TheRedPill29/03/19 07:10 PM
1

It has definitely been a lot more than one or two people.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/19 04:43 PM
1

Off topic: Why do Indians tend to be terrified of dogs? The funniest thing I ever saw was two chihuahua-sized dogs forcing a grown man to flee to his car.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/19 03:57 PM
2

That's probably a 2. I've seen worse at buffets.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/19 03:50 PM
1

*Latinx /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/19 03:47 PM
1

She's only good for a pole and roll.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/19 09:52 PM
1

Gross.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/19 09:38 PM
2

and several stents in country jail for stupid shit. And not for serious crimes like shooting up a mosque, but gay shit like shoplifting from Hot Topic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/19 09:32 PM
0

Smash and dash Screw and shoo Rail and bail Root and boot
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/19 09:31 PM
1

Fucking nasty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/19 09:19 PM
1

PS. I also realized as a guy, there is no better woman to be friends with than a butch lesbian, because you can trade war stories about crazy women while gulping down beers at a dive bar just like with your best guy friends. And unlike other female friends, if you reflexively glance at a hot woman passing by, a lesbian doesn't get mad at you or jealous. She looks too, and then you can share assessments about her ass : Why not just do that with a male friend?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/19 08:32 PM
1

My half-sister is a lesbian who moved to Australia to be with her partner. They wanted a child, so some blonde Aussie bloke came over, jerked off into a cup, and the semen was inserted with a baster. Apparently Crocodile Dundee is fucked in the head too, since his one rule was for the child to meet his other children born from his sperm donation. The kid has one hell of an origins story...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/19 08:29 PM
2

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/19 08:20 PM
2

Was the OP Malik Obama?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/19 08:19 PM
1

I think that the issue is that since there is such a higher male to female ratio online than in reality, even the top 20% men will find themselves to be a lesser option to the woman when online, due to numerical competition.
/r/TheRedPill18/03/19 05:37 PM
5

She stated that she wants to one day run her own daycare, so I think that she is probably a daycare worker rather than a bona fide teacher. Not that many teachers aren't bimbos anyway.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/19 04:10 PM
2

I knew a woman who swallowed piss but not semen.
/r/TheRedPill11/03/19 08:47 PM
2

Another way to say that is: if your girl hasn't told you "no" then you haven't gone far enough. Not always. I recall one woman who wanted me to hold a bayonet to her throat and to hit her in the face. I gave her a playful slap but she wanted to be hit harder. Although this was a little over ten years ago (well before poundmetoo), there was no way I was going to do something to her that might leave marks. Some women might be into that, but I don't get off on hitting people so the risk isn't worth…
/r/TheRedPill11/03/19 08:45 PM
2

I thought you were jesting about the almost-toothless smile until I clicked the article link. Fucking nasty.
/r/TheRedPill08/03/19 09:34 PM
4

They'll probably be dead in five years' time.
/r/TheRedPill08/03/19 09:28 PM
2

Blame the 15th Amendment. Or did you mean women?
/r/TheRedPill08/03/19 05:22 PM
3

All I see is toxic masculinity. I'm glad that Gillette changed its marketing, so that I can now proudly shave my legs with their razors.
/r/TheRedPill08/03/19 05:21 PM
1

She looks like Peter Cushing in drag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/19 11:09 PM
7

Okay. The text "bubble" was much too short for "you." I'm the dunce here today.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/19 11:04 PM
2

It's like landing on Mars.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/19 10:57 PM
20

Why did it end at "fuck?" It just seems like a weird way to end a conversation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/19 10:55 PM
3

And then there's Prince Harry....
/r/TheRedPill06/03/19 06:33 PM
2

If you were that much of a natural, alpha stud, why don't you just ditch her and go back to that?
/r/TheRedPill06/03/19 06:32 PM
0

Dive into your fears head first, lift, vote Trump.
/r/TheRedPill06/03/19 06:31 PM
6

This is the kind of girl that you fuck for a couple of weeks until she wants you to meet her baseborn, bastard abomination.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/19 04:20 PM
6

Which street?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/19 10:53 PM
4

He's probably a Bernie Bro who's excited about his 2020 run, even after cucking out to Hillary at the DNC in 2016.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/19 10:47 PM
1

A Tremor? Edit: I misread sand storm as sand worm.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/19 10:44 PM
1

Pussy you don't get is pussy you'll never have.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/19 10:43 PM
1

Because white, capitalist men are the most likely to stand against tyranny, so they must be ground down into dust.
/r/TheRedPill05/03/19 08:34 PM
1

Jussie Smollett might not have been lynched, but people have been lynched so he's raising awareness for an important issue.
/r/TheRedPill05/03/19 08:32 PM
2

Something like that. I went smaller scale (as in model count) with Frostgrave. I like the craftsmanship involved, especially with terrain building. It's satisfying to complete a project even if it's just for a leisure activity, as opposed to watching a movie or playing a video game, etc., and having nothing. It also forces me to work with a variety of tools. My wife and I purchased our first house, which closes within two weeks. We discussed installing vinyl flooring (faux wood) in the basement.…
/r/TheRedPill04/03/19 11:01 PM
1

I ended up moving on to miniature wargaming. I rarely actually play any games since I'm usually too busy, but I'm a night owl so occasionally spend an hour or two modelling while everyone is asleep. I usually put on a movie for some ambience, but it feels like a better way to waste time and unwind since at least I'm producing something tangible.
/r/TheRedPill04/03/19 08:15 PM
2

That's a good point. Throughout the years I've learned a lot about history and geography from playing historical and war games.
/r/TheRedPill04/03/19 08:04 PM
10

Who hurt you? /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/19 01:26 AM
7

The NPC meme explains everything.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/19 01:25 AM
5

Or this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/19 01:24 AM
10

Let's just say that the only thing standing between the CERN micro black hole and the total annihilation of the planet is her gravitational pull.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/19 06:03 PM
3

I'll bet that her huge tits have stretch marks and zits.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/19 06:00 PM
7

When they say, "Bring flour," they are fat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/19 05:59 PM
11

Average body type? Fat! Not a Barbie doll? Fat! Fun-size? Fat! Not anorexic? Fat!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/19 05:58 PM
3

I'd fuck her, so she's on the right app.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/19 05:55 PM
8

She probably works at Sephora or a make-up kiosk, or some such bullshit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/19 05:55 PM
31

Modern chivalry = Knights of the Round Table bromances.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/19 05:54 PM
3

I wonder how Eastern Orthodox is?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/19 05:53 PM
11

Modern Chrisianity is shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/19 05:51 PM
1

Unless you're a rock star, most girls are going to say "no." Since there are so many dicks being pointed at them daily, it is likely that there are better options for them, until there aren't and they say "yes." You can't face a few rejections over the period of years and claim that you have really tried. Trust me, I learned this the hard way when I was a wee lad.
/r/TheRedPill28/02/19 06:21 PM
1

I think that the biggest favor a man can do for himself is to not be a pussy.
/r/TheRedPill28/02/19 06:18 PM
14

The point of monogamy is for family and dynasty building. If the goal is to just have sex with women, monogamy does not make sense. The problem with monogamy today is not that it's worthless or senseless, but that it has been undermined by the usual suspects (divorce court, feminism, cultural decay, etc.). In the context of monagamy, the reason you don't want infidelity is because you want to ensure that your children are of your lineage.
/r/TheRedPill28/02/19 06:10 PM
2

And later I can travel and have fun whenever I want, doing much more interesting stuff. There might not be a later.
/r/TheRedPill28/02/19 05:46 PM
2

It's more a matter of many women not knowing how to cook, and refusing to learn, as a point of pride due to misguided feminism. No man ever proudly states that he can't cook, since it's a part of being an adult.
/r/TheRedPill27/02/19 08:35 PM
5

No, she can find cock just like every other ugly woman out there. Consider that the first thing that she mentions is that she's bi, so it is likely meant to be her top selling point. She's using it as a way to increase her SMV, since the implication is that a prospective man will (presumably) have a woman who is down for MFF threesomes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/02/19 01:54 PM
12

Generalities exist for a practical reason. Obviously, people who have had their heads smashed in weren't the target audience. Having tried to help women with math, what usually happens is that they get easily frustrated to the point that they will not try.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/02/19 01:49 PM
0

No, we're talking about women potentially being conscripted into military service and why female marksmanship ultimately doesn't matter one way or the other.
/r/TheRedPill26/02/19 10:02 PM
0

I did say this was counterintuitive and I anticipated it being contentious, so I'll try again. I never argued that marksmanship was obsolete. I argued that "marksmanhip is a very small part of soldiering," and subsequently included even infantry within that assessment. Focusing on infantry soldiers alone, very little of their time is used actually firing weapons in combat. In other words, shooting isn't all that an infantryman does, even if it is an important part. They will also need to have di…
/r/TheRedPill26/02/19 09:11 PM
0

I'd throw in infantry and other combat arms since they will spend relatively little time actually firing their weapons, and because of the group based nature of their combat role (suppressive fire, for an example). Marksmanship is more important for a bona fide sniper.
/r/TheRedPill26/02/19 08:23 PM
0

Perhaps counterintuitively, marksmanship is a very small part of soldiering.
/r/TheRedPill26/02/19 06:21 PM
0

I wouldn't want my food to get burnt.
/r/TheRedPill26/02/19 05:26 PM
3

I think that the argument can be better summed up as: involuntary relationships are less moral than voluntary relationships. It doesn't mean that there aren't things to be gained from involuntary relationships.
/r/TheRedPill26/02/19 05:20 PM
19

Feisty = bitch Alpha = bitch Go-getter = bitch
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 05:57 PM
5

This might be one of the most basic bitch profiles I've seen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 05:56 PM
11

That's redder than Bernie Sander's face during the 2019 State of the Union address.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 02:14 AM
4

I would argue that the racial component is relevant though, which is why the concept of intersectionality is being pushed by feminists and their coalition allies. The "anti-white male" sentiment is mostly a matter of pragmatism for feminists since white men are the biggest stumbling block to their goals, by virtue of being more numerous than men of other races, and being the backbone of any semblance of resistance to feminism.
/r/TheRedPill20/02/19 08:54 PM
1

Is Chad every really taken though?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/19 10:18 PM
1

You can rest your balls on her chin while she blowing you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/19 10:04 PM
1

Pun intended.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/19 10:00 PM
1

I don't think that she's being too picky. It's probably embarassing when her nose towers over a man whenever she looks up at the sky.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/19 09:56 PM
1

Fucking nasty. I couldn't imagine that, that thing being my mother, much less something I'd want to fuck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/19 09:45 PM
4

I think that it's a bit of both. They want to hamster their poor decisions and make it clear that you're going to be second fiddle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/19 09:41 PM
1

I think it boils down to a matter of taste. I agree with WaspOnAWall that most women probably like the "superhero" build, although your build is obviously going to get far more attraction than the average man's build, even if it isn't ideal to all but a subset of women.
/r/TheRedPill18/02/19 08:32 PM
19

She's 38, so she can't be Helen of Troy.
/r/TheRedPill18/02/19 04:08 PM
5

She whines about Trump and how the country is doomed and shit. I'd have to take ten pills after that.
/r/TheRedPill14/02/19 10:52 PM
0

I don't like "enjoy the decline" either. I'd rather the people who are ruining the nation/world to be dealt with like the rats that they are.
/r/TheRedPill14/02/19 04:18 PM
1

Clubs are a bad place. I would suggest using online dating and target the fugly girls just to get some experience under your belt. Think of it like an RPG - you start out killing rats before you can kill a dragon.
/r/TheRedPill13/02/19 08:46 PM
10

If you're too skinny, go to a gym and lift. You don't even need to be jacked. Regarding women, the pain of rejection would pale in comparison to the pain of life regret.
/r/TheRedPill13/02/19 06:56 PM
11

She doesn't even want the best of the best if she's willing to meet someone who makes less than $30k if he's at least 6'5".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/19 04:50 PM
11

If you're a really tall Trump voter it would be worth an easy fuck 'n chuck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/19 04:45 PM
1

I don't feel bad for her, but the video is pretty depressing all the same. She wasted her life.
/r/TheRedPill13/02/19 04:19 PM
1

Rich people have different rules. In most cases, I'd imagine that the father's child support would nuke the majority of alimony.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/19 10:19 PM
2

When children are involved, it would be nice to be able to take the person to civil court for damages. There needs to be a complete overhaul for marriage to ever possibly "work."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/19 07:55 PM
1

That burns deep.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/19 07:51 PM
3

This is why the alpha lion of a pride will eat the lioness' previous cubs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/19 07:44 PM
1

Probably not with children involved.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/19 07:42 PM
2

That's always been a theme within military movies though. The young officer who's in over his head depending upon the veteran NCO.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/19 06:39 PM
3

*Taxpayer denied exit*
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/19 11:35 PM
3

That face says it all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/19 07:33 PM
3

She's like the hippos from Fantasia.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/19 07:32 PM
3

I just need them to speak French, Greek, and Russian.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/19 07:31 PM
6

I made my wife register as a Republican during our first date.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/19 07:29 PM
1

Ewww...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/19 07:27 PM
1

M'lady!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/19 11:05 PM
2

She's a three-holer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/19 10:52 PM
11

I am now a partner in an international law firm. Then you should understand what a generalization is and why they exist.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/19 10:41 PM
21

She must be a dog, since there are literally billions of men who would like to have a third, fourth, fifth, etc. date with an attractive woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/19 05:29 PM
5

I think that the point isn't to judge the merits of abortion, but that men have no reproductive rights, since women can choose to keep the child or abort without any say from the father-to-be.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/19 05:20 PM
5

And many of the SF guys prefer cock.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/19 10:18 PM
2

Is that a bathroom condom dispenser? She looks like what I would imagine a lot lizard would look like.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/19 09:55 PM
4

No, but a wife-beater, blue jeans, steel-toed boots, a pack of Marlboro's, and Oakleys would be appropriate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/19 09:53 PM
0

36 onesies?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/19 09:52 PM
3

It's NPC scripting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/19 09:50 PM
1

I would suggest naming her son Dylan so at least she can have a different explanation for her tattoo.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/19 05:18 PM
2

But I am scared.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/19 05:16 PM
20

I think that the "real man" angle just reinforces the simp's convictions. Any man with a massive ego wouldn't want to raise another man's splooge brood.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/19 12:40 PM
1

Probably since black people have a lot more cultural relevance within the United States than Asians.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/19 04:59 PM
3

I feel a twinge of sadness that I can't play Red Dead Redemption 2. I've never played the first one, but I see references to it everywhere.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/19 04:43 PM
5

Bill Clinton?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/19 11:39 PM
5

I demand proof of life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/19 11:26 PM
3

It's not really a loophole, although marriage based petitions receive more scrutiny, which is why your mother had to provide additional "evidence of bona fide" marriage, since they want to ensure that the marriage wasn't enacted solely for the purpose of obtaining an immigration benefit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/19 05:50 PM
4

While we're at it - wtf is up with that blue stuff on her? She murdered a Smurf.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/19 05:27 PM
5

There must be more to his story, since if he does have a student visa, any employment authorization granted is usually limited to jobs that coincide with the field of study. Regarding her citizenship, she would first need to obtain permanent resident status ("green card") and would wait for three to five years before applying for naturalization. Her easiest path would probably be to marry a U.S. citizen and naturalize in three years.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/19 05:24 PM
2

A lot of women are down with the brown, so probably.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/19 05:15 PM
11

I think it has more to do with the sort of man she is trying to attract.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/19 07:39 PM
6

I don't think it's that she was never hot, but that she's always been overrated, and isn't that hot. If you go to the mall right now, you can find twenty women who are hotter within ten minutes.
/r/MGTOW07/01/19 05:37 PM
3

So did you fuck her?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/19 08:59 PM
1

She'd probably be more likely to die of a drug overdose than an STD.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/19 08:57 PM
2

Even if this THOT were a 10/10, why would a hot, smart, rich guy contact her when there are millions of women out there who show their faces?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/19 04:41 PM
18

I saw a photo of Jason Momoa wearing glasses. I guess he's out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/19 04:39 PM
2

Is the truck a dealbreaker?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/19 04:29 PM
5

KFC gravy?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/19 04:28 PM
1

She's using the baby to hide her arm/shoulder tattoos.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/19 06:13 PM
1

What is your relationship with your father like?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/19 05:55 PM
2

I've had two women tell me that they had herpes, after fucking them. Fortunately, I seem to have dodged those bullets, not to mention the bullets from other women that didn't have the decency to tell me (after fucking me...).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/19 05:50 PM
1

I've heard of it, but what is their reason for submitting to it?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/19 05:32 PM
6

Those ears...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/19 05:15 PM
6

Brad Pitt barely makes the cut, but Colin Farrell would be gassed.
/r/MGTOW19/12/18 10:57 PM
4

I think that she lost that fight already.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/18 07:02 PM
2

No, that just makes her a murderer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/18 07:01 PM
6

Yes. The bottom-right photo especially reveals how odd her face looks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/18 08:50 PM
8

Herself Chad Children Girlfriends Celebrities Beta Bucks
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/18 05:41 PM
12

Isn't it supposed to be, "Come an' 'ave a go if ya think yer 'ard enuff!"?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/18 05:30 PM
5

It would have to be a really strong Viking to carry that thing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/18 03:43 PM
6

Probably why she likes to party. Drunk guys in the 17-year-old range probably aren't going to turn down an easy lay if they don't have any other options for the night.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/18 11:38 PM
63

"So what if she sucked thousands of cocks in club bathrooms? She chose you!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/18 06:33 PM
27

Welcome to late 20's and early 30's. Women are now in the phase of looking for someone to marry and be the father of their kids; and that cannot be found in the 20% of guys with whom they've been hooking up, so they turn to that remainder 80%; but the majority of these guys are no longer interested in a relationship either because they have figured out a way to get sex with no relationship or they have given up/GTOW. Minor tweak: a lot of these women already have one or more children before turn…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/18 06:32 PM
1

She sure don't act like Barney, she thinks that you're her dinner not her frieeeeeeeend! Oh nooooo!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/18 10:24 PM
5

Kurt Eichenwald intensifies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/18 10:23 PM
3

If you aren't man enough to handle that then keep it moving. Are we mice or are we men? (We're mice!) ​
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/18 10:20 PM
10

This requires hours of work on the candidate's part. Taking selfies, cropping them to remove things like the mess of laundry on the floor in the background.... It's not like she can't, you know, put away her laundry.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/18 03:52 PM
3

Well, there's that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/18 03:47 PM
9

I hate the "who hurt you?" line.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/12/18 09:51 PM
3

I noped out after, "Act like a man not a little kid."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/12/18 11:43 PM
30

Meaning .... YOU STOLE her sex. Rape!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/12/18 11:41 PM
3

And then?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/18 10:09 PM
4

I have a hard time believing that she only fucked 20 people if she's been in several orgies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/18 10:51 PM
5

I didn't realize I was attractive until I pissed in a woman's mouth (her idea). Or maybe she was just degenerate and crazy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/18 07:04 PM
7

Minus the AIDS.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/18 07:00 PM
12

But only found two.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/18 06:50 PM
15

I do like to tuck my penis between my legs and admire myself in the mirror.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/18 06:49 PM
2

Litches.
/r/MGTOW28/11/18 09:47 PM
5

Parent, most likely.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/18 09:15 PM
2

What if I'm a suburbanite who voted for Trump?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/18 05:32 PM
2

She doesn't need Tinder to get a fuck since she already has a stable of cocksmen at her command who will be on dial while you give your loyalty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/18 06:23 PM
1

Why would she show off the side of her face with all of those huge, nasty moles? Is the other side worse?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/18 06:18 PM
3

Three limbs and a dong?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/18 06:17 PM
7

WTF?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/18 06:07 PM
8

Probably something to do with Eat Pray Love.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/18 07:25 PM
1

Army women are the fucking worst.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/18 09:09 PM
3

Phone strategically covering chin.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/18 08:57 PM
16

He'd be out a lot more than $250, since she asked for the laptop for free in exchange for her body. That's how I interpreted the exchange, at least.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/18 10:22 PM
8

Then you just get angry texts/voicemails, or sometimes an angry friend calling.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/18 10:21 PM
11

My comment wasn't meant to be scientifically analyzed. The main point is that women with depreciated value should be more open about what they have to offer and that they can't maintain the same standards of their youth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/18 08:08 PM
3

I assumed that it meant that she works in daycare. I think that they use the term "teacher" to make them sound more respectable.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/18 07:06 PM
19

Hi, my name is Jennifer. I'm 28, work part-time as a waitress with only some college education, and have a 3-year-old son. I am looking for a man, any man, who is interested in marriage. I will suck and fuck you every night, you can have threesomes with my girlfriends, you can discipline my son, and I will cook and clean for you, and never nag you or make fun of your hobbies. I realize that I am past my prime, but I will make up for it in making you feel like a king. Looks and age don't matter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/18 07:04 PM
7

And that they've racked up a huge n-count.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/18 07:00 PM
16

Probably because it's like the cover of The Notebook.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/18 06:57 PM
11

There are legions of openly atheist/agnostic women out there, and they're just as insufferable.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/18 04:07 PM
3

And you could still discuss movies on IMDb forums. Those were the days.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/18 05:13 PM
36

The only thing she really says about herself is that she's pregnant. She should be in sales.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/18 04:57 PM
4

"I don't mind if you have children, and am willing to open up my heart to them."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/18 03:54 PM
11

No decent in-shape guy is going to try to scoop this one up. I'd like to think that, but there are probably plenty of guys who are in shape that will go for the easy lay.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/18 03:43 PM
5

Ewww. She's looks like the reason that bikers supposedly whip their dicks out while riding to let the sun dry out their weeping herpes pustules.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/18 03:41 PM
1

And the HPV isn't even the most nasty thing about her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/18 04:53 PM
4

Oldie but goodie.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/18 04:51 PM
6

I get it. He's misanthropic and you're empathetic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/18 04:26 PM
2

She could have used one of the millions of pictures she has of herself on her phone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/18 10:26 PM
1

But 'no serial killers or stalkers' just means 'no one that I find unattractive'. It does, in part. It also means that there have been plenty of guys sniffing at her door despite her deficiencies, but they don't cut the mustard. She's had opportunity after opportunity to create a stable relationship with a man, but has rejected it every time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/18 10:25 PM
2

Ed Gein was on to something.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/18 10:22 PM
2

I'd just create an army of undead and go from there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/18 10:21 PM
2

So basically one, maybe two, people in the entire universe.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/18 10:19 PM
1

I think that a 5 is about right, although I definitely wouldn't give her a 6. The thing is with so many fat, blue-haired women with tattoo leg sleeves, facial piercings that look like warts, etc. (did I mention fat?), women like this end up being just "average." From what I can tell, she does not seem to be fat (or at the very least not obese), and she's under 30, so she's fuckable. I wouldn't want to date her, but I'd rather stick my cock in her mouth than masturbate, if there isn't too much of…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/18 10:10 PM
1

Assuming that tatted version of the Joker, Jared Leto is much too short.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/18 10:47 PM
1

And he has to be foreign, so perhaps an ISIS leader will fit the bill?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/18 10:45 PM
2

It's just more retarded coming from rich white girls.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/18 10:43 PM
1

Barely makes the cut at 6'1".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/18 10:38 PM
1

I'm imagining Negan from The Walking Dead.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/18 10:30 PM
2

Do my eyes deceive me, or is that a photo of her naked daughter? WTF???
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/18 09:11 PM
2

Doing the Lord's work.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/18 09:06 PM
3

Boy?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/18 08:54 PM
3

Introverted personality types really don't want to rock the boat. Introversion doesn't equate to being timid though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/18 05:31 PM
4

100%. And if she drinks your piss she's fucking crazy too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/18 05:29 PM
2

And she'll get pregnant again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/18 05:23 PM
3

The hotter they are, the THOTer they are?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/18 05:23 PM
35

She probably just wanted to get a feel for Barack in order to make sure that he wouldn't freak out over her dong.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/18 05:15 PM
10

Maybe she was a Niners fan.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/18 05:14 PM
4

I think that I must have misinterpreted your original call to action. I intended Trevor to be an amalgamation of Chad/Tyrone spawn. Chad: Trevor Thundercock Tyrone: Trevor Jackson
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/18 10:21 PM
6

I think that the name already exists: Trevor.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/18 10:05 PM
1

My goodness, what an absolute dumpster fire of a human being. She's almost redeemable for hating snow though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/18 06:17 PM
4

Since she's really really really liberal, it is likely that she would be financially successful but for the patriarchy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/18 06:16 PM
1

The old Cross of St. George flag might be cool.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/18 06:12 PM
3

We don't take kindly to symbols of the Confederacy 'round these parts!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/18 06:11 PM
9

Or Jebedwaune.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/18 05:03 PM
4

Would it surprise her if I took her to a remote cabin in the woods in order to add her to my collection?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/18 04:54 PM
4

Her own father got this child on her? We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/18 10:45 PM
14

A word to the "not-so-wise" about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast..... Harry, please. Look at her. You think a woman like that's sniffing around because she likes your personality? Your mother was beautiful too, they're all beautiful - until they're snarling after your trust fund like a pack of ravening wolves! Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin has always been my favorite of the superhero villains. Criminally underrated.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/18 09:41 PM
8

Rich.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/18 09:37 PM
11

Chelsey Drysdale’s essays have appeared in The Washington Post, The Manifest-Station, Bustle, Brevity, Ravishly, Black Fox Literary Magazine, Luna Luna Magazine, Reservoir Journal, Book Lovers: Sexy Stories from Under the Covers, and other international publications. She is a Best of the Net Anthology nominee and has been twice nominated for the Pushcart Prize. But she can't have a relationship with just any guy she meets, since she's a famous author. Aaron the accountant just won't do.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/18 09:37 PM
6

Holy shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/18 09:04 PM
8

Women are the nastiest fucking animals on this planet. I once had a fling with one that asked me to piss in her mouth. I was happy to oblige and she swallowed it all. The weird part is that she didn't swallow cum.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/18 08:59 PM
5

I had a similar experience with my wife's female friend's son. The biological father is literally in prison, and my wife's friend married a guy who already had a daughter. It's clear that he doesn't give his stepson much attention, so the boy would always be drawn to me if we ever showed up. I was outside one time, smoking a cigarette, and the boy came up with puppy dog eyes begging me to throw the ball. It really was sad, so I threw the ball a couple of times.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/18 03:00 PM
2

Had a gf from high school message me 10 years later to see how I'm doing out of the blue. How'd that end?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/18 09:25 PM
2

Or kissing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/18 09:23 PM
12

I've only ever fooled around with a few single mothers. One in particular I ghosted as soon as she talked about me going to her son's birthday party. I then got an angry voicemail about how men are such pussies when it comes to commitment. I didn't respond and ended up getting an apolgoy voicemail about a month later, to which I also did not respond.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/18 09:19 PM
5

Nasty. I'd rather try my luck with a gloryhole in a church confessional booth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/18 09:14 PM
5

I was cool with everything until the no butt stuff came up. Fuck that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/18 08:47 PM
32

That kid looks scared in the last pic, and rightfully so. At least he'll probably have a lower chance of getting molested by one of his mother's flavors of the week.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/18 08:45 PM
4

It's definitely the chin, but it also looks like she has really low cheekbones.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/18 08:42 PM
3

Think of it more like in physics where you have kinetic energy (the apple is falling from the shelf) and potential energy (the apple is on the shelf but hasn't fallen yet). The "all women are like that" phrase is based upon the potential energy. It's not that every single woman in the world is like that, but they have a tendency to gravitate toward that behavior.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/18 08:35 PM
20

No. She wants him to work part time and pay for dinner. You know, like people such as Brad Pitt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/18 08:29 PM
2

That's what I told my daughters when they wouldn't use utensils to eat. I'd tell them, "If you want to eat with your hands, then put your plate on the floor and eat like the dog. You're not an animal!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/18 05:22 PM
2

Boob picture Translation: I am a hog but can hide it by just showing cleavage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/18 05:17 PM
1

I was just abot to say that I've seen her here before.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/18 05:08 PM
5

Was going to post a similar response.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/18 05:02 PM
3

I assume that they're cannibals?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/18 09:04 PM
4

Well, now that you know she's single...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/18 09:03 PM
3

Looks like it came early.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/18 09:02 PM
0

What a disgusting waste of human flesh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/18 02:51 PM
3

I hate the laughter of children.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/18 02:50 PM
1

It seemed like they were trying to make it into a comedy. It felt off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/18 09:52 PM
15

These women have literally taken us back 60 years. I understand the sentiment, but don't fall into the trap. They aren't taking us back to anything, but are treading new, disfunctional territory.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/18 05:06 PM
1

That movie made Requiem look like a masterpiece.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/18 05:02 PM
17

I'll never understand the tattoo obsession, especially the aesthetically-challenged shit that I see daily. Most of these people look like they crawled from the gutter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/18 05:22 PM
21

That's pretty fucked up. I mean, she should at least try to recoup her losses. I've been trying to sell my daughters to a Turkish slave galley, since their golden locks should fetch a commanding price.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/18 05:17 PM
8

Reminds me of, "Steak, please."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/18 03:29 PM
24

For that price, the refrigerator better give deep, ball-bursting blowjobs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/18 03:24 PM
4

How do these people get hired to work with children? I'm truly disgusted with the lack of physical standards in the hiring process.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/18 03:19 PM
1

I'm sure that the starfish sex would be amazing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/18 03:11 PM
8

I can't give her intense sex with a big dick, but Kyle can. Kek ​
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/09/18 10:31 PM
5

Only five years for murdering an infant/toddler?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/18 06:13 PM
7

Aiden, Brayden, Cayden, Hayden, Jayden, Kayden, Nevaeh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/18 06:03 PM
6

And they register and vote as you-know-whats.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/18 05:28 PM
27

If it's for a pump-n-dump, the draw is that she can't get pregnant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/18 05:26 PM
17

Reminds me of this: A woman gives birth and the father holds the baby for the first time. The baby looks up at the father angrily, and repeatedly hammers him on his forhead with the tip of its index finger. "Hurts, doesn't it!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/18 05:24 PM
2

It's a shame when babies are born with STDs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/18 05:21 PM
1

I'll bet that her head exploded on November 8, 2016.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/18 03:47 PM
2

Truly women have less social grace than a fat basement dweller with Cheeto fingers. Their twats cover the fact that they are shitty people.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/18 03:45 PM
7

If she thinks that she's a Plain Jane, she's probably a 3 or 4, and he was a 7 who enjoyed the eager and easy sex.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/18 08:31 PM
2

I remember this story. Was there ever any follow up as to whether the guy went back to her?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/18 08:20 PM
3

"Financially" was consciously listed last since it was the most important of the list.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/18 08:05 PM
2

He must have been terrified after making her look like a Spooky Ghost.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/18 03:49 PM
2

I have Sirius XM so get all of the band/song names on my display. I mostly like the metal names, like "Dead Skin Mask," and "Satan is Real."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/18 03:35 PM
3

Remember when you were young You shone like the sun Shine on you crazy diamond Now there's a look in your eyes Like black holes in the sky Shine on you crazy diamond
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/18 03:19 PM
8

The bitch can't even bother to smile, and all of her photos are of her on a (cum-stained) couch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/18 02:54 PM
7

I'm older now and over it, but it still gives me a slight twinge of anger to think that a stupid loser like this would have looked down upon most men her age.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/18 05:52 PM
14

Prostration?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/18 05:50 PM
5

Some extra time has been purchased at the eleventh hour. I can't wait for Ginsburg to die.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/18 03:44 PM
6

For all we know the black dude isn't the father either, which could be why he left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/18 04:17 PM
7

Aside from BB's body language on the far-right (Reeeee!) photo, he appears to be good-looking, and even looks like an alpha chad in the chopper photo. It just goes to show you that even the guys with "the look" can be as beta as can be when hot pussy comes strutting around the corner.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/18 03:57 PM
13

My problem with the "it takes two" argument is that as soon as conception occurs, the male has no reproductive rights. A woman can decided to terminate the pregnancy or take it to term. If the male does not want the pregnancy, then the female's decision to take the pregancy to full term should be her sole responsibility. Her body, her choice, after all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/18 03:49 PM
7

True, some of them find a new boyfriend while they are pregnant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/18 03:46 PM
2

I'm wondering if she was run over while pregnant, or if the baby was conceived while she was in a body cast.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/18 07:40 PM
7

I have my own place Nobody cares. The only reason she has her own place is likely due to taxpayers (state-extorted cucks), so I kind of care.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/18 07:39 PM
18

Pansexual = pretentious bisexual
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/18 07:33 PM
7

You forgot that she's recovering from being run over and will start going into convulsions if you play Super Mario Bros.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/18 07:32 PM
2

I'm a pregnant, epileptic, crippled, drug-using, sexual deviant. Steak please.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/18 07:31 PM
13

Every time I see a movie I imagine the lead actress gargling Weinstein's nuts.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/18 03:11 PM
3

begentle
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/18 03:10 PM
37

For perspective, a list of men who would have to swipe left twice: Mark Wahlberg, Jason Statham, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Robert Downey Jr., Johnny Depp. Chris Evans barely makes the cut at 6'0".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/18 03:02 PM
2

You did it all wrong, OP. You're supposed to fuck her a couple of times and then ghost.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/18 09:06 PM
6

You forgot Nevaeh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/18 09:02 PM
56

As I waited to be matched with someone from their ‘extensive database’, I idly imagined my handsome date, cashmere polo neck, a bit academic and kind. We’d eat steak tartare and swap notes on our latest clever box-set find and favourite novels. Good grief.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/18 04:14 PM
5

She can't even bother to smile. Also, these are the best photos she had for use on a dating site?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/18 04:08 PM
7

Such a long list of demands, yet she's explicitly okay with someone who has been to jail or prison.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/18 03:47 PM
5

Prince Harry fucked up though.
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre15/08/18 03:41 PM
12

Ha, I call it over-educated because it goes beyond what is essential for having a well-payed job and happy life. It's "paid" you dumb cunt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/18 03:09 PM
17

It really seems insane, until you realize that her inbox is flooded with messages. Frankly, there's no reason for women to try harder (at least short term).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/18 03:01 PM
2

I'd be pissed if it was a rapper. If it was Jason Statham I might be okay with it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/18 05:16 PM
3

That line never worked for me either.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/18 05:15 PM
16

The real question is why she would be open about her intentions.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/18 04:27 PM
6

I wouldn't steer clear. She's perfect pump and dump material.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/18 08:36 PM
23

Hell, I'd send her a message too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/18 08:32 PM
15

She has a mouth and an asshole too. Don't sell her short.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/18 03:34 PM
17

Chips and candy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/18 03:24 PM
5

She can't read that much and not have at least some of the words rub off on her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/18 03:23 PM
24

I'd hang myself in shame.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/18 03:22 PM
36

Good grief. Vegetarian. Potato chips are a vegetable, I guess. I bust my ass every day for my daughter. Profession: Stay at home mom.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/18 03:21 PM
3

At least she'll have a good excuse for smelling like fish.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/18 03:51 PM
4

I was onboard until the mention of country music.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/18 03:45 PM
5

--Last beauty train left the station hours ago and she is still on the platform She wasn't even in the same fucking country as the beauty train station.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/18 05:05 PM
2

And she's too old for James Franco.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/18 04:58 PM
10

I'll admit that it chaps my ass to see such idiocy rewarded.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/18 04:37 PM
4

On the leash?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/18 04:27 PM
16

Probably.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/18 12:07 AM
29

I had thought that she claimed to have only cheated eight years ago, not for eight years. Regardless, I don't disagree with you, but children make things a bit more complicated.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/18 09:47 PM
26

More like 13 - 37.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/18 07:59 PM
3

Who needs an eight inch cock when I'd be aching to eat that diseased pussy for hours.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/18 07:25 PM
23

Christians used to burn witches, not marry them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/18 07:22 PM
5

She's the human equivalent of a S-H-A-R-T.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/18 07:20 PM
4

Ivanka Trump?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/18 03:18 PM
9

Who would want to get wrapped up with a mummy?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/18 03:16 PM
20

Holy shit, there's nothing but wrong here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/18 03:13 PM
20

If you find yourself with yellow fever go to an Asian massage parlor.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/18 02:59 PM
9

Christmas cakes I've always loved that term. So fitting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/18 02:58 PM
9

She's nasty looking, but this one isn't really that bad, in my opinion. No overtly cunty behavior, only asks for the man to have a car and a job, and is willing to date men who are 5'8" when she's 5'11".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/18 09:08 PM
16

metoo
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/18 03:48 PM
9

Interests: "Beach but I hate the sand." No shit, a whale prefers to be out at sea.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/18 03:13 PM
4

Assuming no STDs, I think the biggest problem with slutty women isn't necessarily the number of men they've fucked, but their general nasty, unfeminine attitude, and inability to pair-bond, etc.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/18 03:17 PM
7

At least they don't live with their parents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/18 03:11 PM
4

The craziest part about this phenomena for me is that it feels like a dystopian realization of consumer culture becoming a dogmatic cult. This is exactly it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/18 03:08 PM
45

Fact: 50% of women within the U.S. take psychiatric drugs, which is concerning since the other 50% of women are untreated.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/18 12:10 AM
6

Agreed, and Molly's N-count likely increased after her marriage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/18 04:01 PM
17

Exactly. That's why 20% of men are fucking 80% of the women, and the reason that most women think they're hotter than what they are.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/18 03:59 PM
5

I don't disagree, but I think that the point is that even an exceptional woman (high-earning career, SMV, etc.) might lose out in life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/18 03:58 PM
5

How dare you, sir!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/18 03:17 PM
9

The biggest one will be the pedo angle. Guaranteed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/18 03:15 PM
36

Agreed. The name alone would be a deal breaker.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/18 06:42 PM
4

I used to be pretty reckless. I can say with first-hand knowledge that prostitutes ("escorts" as opposed to street walkers) almost always use condoms, whereas I'm struggling to think of a time that a "civilian" woman ever made me wear a condom. In some cases it might be riskier to fuck a thot than an actual hooker.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/18 03:28 PM
6

Amorphous.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/18 03:20 PM
4

and she also gets the sex... After the date, with another of her stable of men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/18 09:45 PM
4

Male birth control pills will be the big game changer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/18 09:41 PM
33

The only hard part would be accidentally fucking the same guy twice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/18 05:01 PM
41

I'm thankful that no matter how thirsty I may have gotten when I was younger, I still had just enough spine to not date single mothers. I have two children now, and there is no fucking way I could ever tolerate someone else's bastard abominations. Even the thought of it is utterly repulsive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/18 04:47 PM
8

Tl;dr version: Landwhale.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/18 04:39 PM
15

Or above-average guy, for that matter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/18 04:38 PM
2

Swipe ripe. Meet. Fuck. Ghost when she wants you to meet her bastards. Easy-peasy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/18 06:44 PM
13

Well, in this case she went into (presumably) the men's restroom with him, so I think that would greatly help his case.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/18 06:36 PM
6

My go-to is "baseborn, bastard abominations."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/18 06:35 PM
3

The Flat Earth Society was right.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/18 09:27 PM
2

I gained a good amount of weight after losing 90lbs That's almost an entire person.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/18 09:27 PM
11

Christmas Cake
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/18 09:25 PM
5

Don't tease me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/18 05:08 PM
4

It's a Western term, and more or less an archaic one at that, so that isn't surprising. As Klopek states, "Oriental" was also used for the Middle East.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/18 04:59 PM
4

And she's probably not even an amazing beauty tot he men that want her, since most of them just want to get a piece of pussy before moving on to the next.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/18 04:56 PM
5

Honestly one of the most important skills in life He probably cast Protection Against Evil, which provides immunity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/18 04:54 PM
2

Left means "no," right?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/18 04:51 PM
3

I can't handle kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/18 04:49 PM
2

ISO hot sex Short. Unemployed. Play hours of video games in my parents' basement I'm needy. Treat me accordingly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/18 07:50 PM
3

Good women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/18 10:23 PM
3

Christian - other Snake handler?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/18 10:23 PM
6

Aposematism.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/18 10:22 PM
6

I would be more inclined to tell her that I'm 4'3", or something outrageous.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/18 10:09 PM
4

27.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/18 10:05 PM
5

The problem here is that 6'3" is just so arbitrary. A quick search revealed that Chris Hemsworth (as an example) barely makes the cut at 6'3". Heaven forbid he was only a 6'2" Norse deity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/18 10:02 PM
2

Three, six, nine damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time Get low, Get low Get low, Get low
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/18 03:14 PM
7

Is it just me, or does her left eye appear to be off-kilter?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/18 03:11 PM
14

I didn't even get that far. A few extra pounds, 35 years old, personality: diva - OUT!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/18 03:08 PM
10

Why not? I've encountered attorneys who can't spell for shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/18 01:47 AM
3

She's not entitled to sex.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/18 11:02 PM
2

You should push for a handjob at least.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/18 11:01 PM
5

At least she refused to fuck you. I've fucked two women who told me they have herpes afterward. Fortunately, it's been several years and I haven't had any evidence of contracting anything, so they must not have been in the viral shedding phase.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/18 11:00 PM
2

My dad and sister's keeper So she lives with her father, sister, and child(ren). What a catch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/18 10:55 PM
9

Clearly, she isn't in finance. I assumed that she was probably just a bank teller or similar.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/18 10:53 PM
14

It's insane the amount of legal and unwritten, social benefits women receive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/18 03:17 PM
6

tall, dark & handsome, fit, highly educated, athletic (insanely talented golfer, national level water sports), extremely successful, loves to travel, funny, close to his family, generous, and kind. And the sex is great and he says he loves my ass. I keep wondering if he's real. ;) All of this is just an exaggeration due to her enamored state. We're imagining The Wolf of Wall Street, while the reality is that he's probably a 5'11", 7/10 guy who earns $70K.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/18 03:28 PM
6

A man might not be able to win in the courtroom, but he can still flip the table.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/18 03:12 PM
5

I hate modern Christianity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/18 03:05 PM
11

A valid argument. It's probably more of a two-tiered, class system. Girls with two competent parents probably won't be heavily drinking, drugging, etc., so young compared to girls raised by single mothers with low education and involvement.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/18 03:03 PM
8

Thank God I'll never know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/18 03:00 PM
2

So why should someone not just LTR bait then PND? That was usually my strategy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/18 08:27 PM
9

So many women are overweight that being thin probably launches a woman into the top 25%-35% range by default. This is why men are so thirsty, since they're all competing for women who aren't hogs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/18 03:43 PM
14

just stayed skinny and bought the tits. I suppose that automatically puts her in the top 20% of women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/18 03:03 PM
2

Dude, once I hit 30 I started getting attention that I could have only dreamed about when I was in my 20s. The easiest lay ever: Drunk woman approaches as everyone shuffles away from the bar entrance during closing. I'm standing with a friend who is chatting with another woman. Drunk woman says, "Is she hitting on you?" I say, "No." Drunk woman says, "Good, because I want to." I then convince her to let me drive her home, and I end up dropping off my friend and her friend (who rode with her), an…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/18 02:53 PM
8

I've never felt the need to lie about anything. It's pathetic the lengths that people will go to for a whiff of cock/pussy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/18 02:48 PM
7

Personality: Rockstar Education: High School "How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/18 02:44 PM
3

If ugly men hitting on her is that much of a problem, I doubt that she's as hot as she thinks she is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/18 10:56 PM
3

I wish I could send her the following message: "You gonna eat that?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/18 03:59 PM
11

It's worth noting that most (if not all) states that recognize common law marriage require the couple to hold themselves out to the public as being married. Simply living together for 1,000 years does not suffice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/18 03:56 PM
12

It's not that she's clueless, but that there generally aren't any consequences. She's not going to have a difficult time finding cock even with such cavalier disregard.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/18 03:55 PM
17

Cataclysmic death is merciful. You should pray for a zombie outbreak in which women like this will prostrate themselves for physical protection by capable men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/18 03:50 PM
2

I am classy and polite as f.u.c.k. ... But I'm a chain smoking felon that swears like a sailor, plus I think I'm special because I have dirty boots and grease on my face when I checked my oil in my '99 Buick. Lyrics from Kid Rock's next song?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/18 05:40 PM
2

That was my first thought. I might have to message her after all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/18 05:33 PM
4

Christianity has gotten pretty tacky since the glorious days of Deus Vult.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/18 05:27 PM
10

Actually, men would probably make better women too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/18 05:20 PM
3

Happy wife means crappy life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/18 05:11 PM
2

They don't even have to be attractive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/18 04:56 PM
8

I seem to recall a story of a guy who did just that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/18 04:52 PM
2

Horrible projection here. She thinks that acting like an absurd caricature of an alpha, no-fucks-given asshole is going to be attractive to men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/18 04:48 PM
1

The real key to her mental state would be to send a message titled, "Trump 2020." I'm married now, but I made my wife register as a Republican on our first date.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/18 04:46 PM
34

I'm sure that they get lots of matches. The 80/20 rule exists because the 20% still bang women like this because why not?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/18 06:25 PM
11

A woman like that is for a quick and easy lay, or someone you might be able to call on a Sunday night when you're all horned up but don't have other immediate options. These women can have a use, but LTR isn't one of them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/18 05:26 PM
21

Yeah, this one's pretty tame. She looks better than a lot of the cows in their 20s, possesses fair grammar, and only asks for 5'11" height, unmarried men, and wanting more than a pump-and-dump. She's delusional to think she has a snowball's chance of starting a family though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/18 05:24 PM
1

And some of the pages are glue together with semen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/18 03:46 PM
4

Holy shit, she's supposed to be 23?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/06/18 10:03 PM
5

She's very ambitious though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/06/18 10:02 PM
9

Only a gamer steeped in medieval RPG lore would truly know what that word means means.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/18 03:25 PM
3

Every first date is the same conversation with only the slightest variations. It's unbearable.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/18 03:21 PM
4

No idea what this is but I assume it’s going to be fucking expensive. A Google search revealed that a Birkin is a ridiculously expensive purse made from human flesh and Pegasus feathers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/18 03:19 PM
5

Holy shit balls, it's the Juggernaut!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/18 03:14 PM
6

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/18 09:08 PM
2

It's funny that she disqualifies the only type of men that would be interested in meeting her. Also, how many 25-year-old men have great jobs and their own place?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/18 06:48 PM
3

Also, adult men are more likely to have to live with their parent(s) since they are overwhelmingly divorce-raped, and are not only losing money, but don't have the added benefit of a supplemental money stream. It's easy for women to point fingers when there are no consequences.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/18 06:47 PM
2

That's one hardcore filter she has there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/18 06:42 PM
4

Unfortunately, she'll likely have a decent shot of breeding and/or getting married. I'm 38, and plenty of women from my high school started getting married and/or having children a few years ago. It's funny since I can stare at a mirror, penis tucked between my legs, and think about how badly I'd fuck myself, while these women of the same age look like straight up swamp hags. Even five years can take a tremendous toll. I had a crush on this one girl during my senior year. I actually ended up fuc…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/18 05:54 PM
4

Creeper (noun): An unattractive and/or socially awkward male who foolishly presumes to show sexual attraction toward a woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/18 05:47 PM
5

The only true love she'll ever know is when the electric can opener is running.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/18 05:39 PM
8

Carousel of Life, if you will.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/18 05:34 PM
7

He used to have some extra weight on him, but that's probably the sort of answer you'd get.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/18 08:06 PM
5

Chris Pratt!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/18 07:53 PM
76

She looks 43.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/18 07:48 PM
9

8th? There's her, her six kids, and about ten dudes that she keeps in rotation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/18 05:03 PM
9

Niccce!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/18 07:45 PM
2

She'd be right. A woman with gnarly toenails is a huge turnoff.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/18 07:42 PM
3

It's not the years, it's the mileage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/18 07:41 PM
7

My wife is half-Mexican. To be fair to myself, I had thought her to be Italian due to the facial hair and excess weight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/18 07:40 PM
0

It looks like she cut out her last boyfriend, Cousin It, from the photo.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/18 03:02 PM
3

They're always after me three kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/18 03:25 PM
3

Holy shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/18 03:19 PM
2

Post? Chances are that the dong is still there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/18 04:13 PM
2

A pixie cut, maybe, but certainly not what this abomination has.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/18 04:02 PM
23

She looks like a librarian's frumpy aunt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/18 06:50 PM
6

He promised that he would repay me. Months later, he hosted a sex party with four women he knew, so I ended up getting four women in one night in exchange for getting a BJ from a ham planet. Fair trade.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/18 06:15 PM
7

The (most?) current photo is on the bottom-right, where she looks frumpy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/18 03:12 PM
3

I actually will give this girl some credit. As nasty as she is, her profile only talks about herself rather than what a real man should be like.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/18 03:20 PM
16

I hate blaming parents for everything, but this time it is the fault of the parents. Of course, it's more likely than not that she was raised by a single mother.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/18 03:18 PM
6

I was with a woman like her once. I ended up taking the grenade for a friend, who begged me to not leave since he was trying to score with the cow's roommate. I ended up laying in bed with her, and decided that I should at least get a BJ. I normally love to eat pussy, but not on cows, so I just fingered her. In the morning, I left without saying goodbye and ended up getting a bitchy voicemail from the roommate about it. Good times.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/18 03:16 PM
10

Translation: She's a pretentious bisexual who believes that there are more than two sexes and/or genders and wants to force other people to play pretend with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/18 03:13 PM
7

She looked in the mirror and saw the same face as Sara Jessica Parker. This girl is a beauty queen compared to SJP.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/18 03:18 PM
1

I can't tell what that second picture is, but it looks NSFW.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/18 03:10 PM
3

But with the level of thirst for pussy, she has a weighted rank of 5.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/18 03:09 PM
3

Women's online dating posts still never cease to amaze me. A sales technique involving nothing but red flags is incredible. It would be like selling a used car: "This car's been in a major accident, has a faulty engine, the under-carriage is rusting, there are semen stains in the back seat, the steering wheel sometimes pops off while driving, the axle is bent, and the transmission needs to be replaced. I'll sell it to you for $1,000,000."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/18 07:16 PM
3

How old are they now though?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/18 07:11 PM
7

Sex and the City's greatest sin is that the audience was supposed to pretend that the cast members were pretty (especially SJP).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/18 03:41 PM
2

Even two different degrees in the same major might not be the same. For one example, one student could graduate having taken calculus, while the other might have only taken college algebra.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/18 03:27 PM
5

That's what she normally looks like, I'd wager.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/18 03:25 PM
1

Two truths and a lie? My guess is that the lie is that she has no tattoos. Also, I hate that she doesn't capitalize proper nouns.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/18 03:23 PM
1

Exactly, most men are attracted to neotenous features.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/18 06:38 PM
3

It's because a minority of men are getting a majority of the women pregnant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/18 04:37 PM
9

She's not even beautiful on the outside.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/18 04:34 PM
7

Larger, taller men have at least the appearance of being more dominant. It's not even just women who are affected.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/18 04:20 PM
6

Since men typically don't have nearly as many options as women when it comes to online dating, she is probably an outright hog. Most men aren't going to flake on an average+ woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/18 06:24 PM
2

My ideal man would be a mix of Tom Hardy/Jason Statham/Sean Connery. A mix, mind you, so even just Tom Hardy, or Jason Statham, or Sean Connery would not suffice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/18 07:39 PM
15

I have been single for the past nine months. Before that brief relationship nine months ago, I had been single for about two years. How many random cocks does that translate into?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/18 02:03 PM
13

I hate laughter, especially from children.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/18 03:46 PM
2

It's the skin. The filters smooth out blemishes, complexion, pores, wrinkles, etc. It's like virtual makeup, and I can guarantee that her skin doesn't look nearly as vibrant in person.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/18 02:52 PM
2

Fucking filters.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/18 07:15 PM
4

Well, she already ate everything on her table so is coming over to see what's left on ours.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/18 04:06 PM
20

Even intelligent people can be easily fooled when they are essentially brainwashed for a couple of decades. It reminds me of my incel friend, who was the high school valedictorian and is currently an engineer. He admits that he was foolish in thinking that he would be able to create a good life through hard work and playing by the rules.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/18 09:01 PM
6

To be fair, she probably did two or three at a time in some instances.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/18 06:31 PM
13

It was sarcasm. A psychologically healthy woman doesn't fuck 200 dudes within a four year period.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/18 05:43 PM
7

She probably needs to have a father figure for the first time in her life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/18 03:38 PM
7

I noticed it like a fart in an elevator.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/18 03:37 PM
9

Yeah, that might be a bigger red flag than miles of cock and recreational drug use. To think that she will view herself as being a mentor to young men and women is appalling.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/18 03:32 PM
11

And it's in no way indicative of psychological issues.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/18 03:29 PM
15

If she doesn't have at least one strain of HPV at a minimum then she needs to start playing the lottery. What's interesting is that people seemed to completely overlook her "recreational" drug use.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/18 03:29 PM
3

I thought that they were huge. I feel bad now.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/18 03:05 PM
2

That could very well be, but they're not asking for commitment in exchange for no sex and a laundry list of requirements. Most women's profiles ask for everything yet offer nothing. These girls (taking for granted that the profile is real) are just sluts who are down to fuck...and eat snacks apparently. Now compare this to a literal C.H.U.D. with four children, no education, and a dead-end job demanding that her dream man be tall, handsome, wealthy, etc., all while exclaiming "NO SEX," and I'd t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/18 03:02 PM
46

At least they're offering value in exchange for value.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/18 09:54 PM
3

Her face is pretty fuckin' cute...Actually, on second glance, she's just "normal" and young. As men we find that good, and good enough. That's the thing, a woman with a 5+ face and a thin body is good enough for most men. Of course, these women are hawt now because most women are grievously overweight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/18 03:53 PM
1

My two daughters are luckier than they'll ever know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/18 03:50 PM
4

Same. It's even more puzzling when they get tattoos that are poorly executed. I hate tattoos, but if I were to get one in some alternate reality, I would make sure that I find the best artist in my area. It would kill me to have something like that without any semblance of symmetry.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/18 03:50 PM
3

What's funny is that all of these women who try to make themselves look so edgy and unique are boring as fuck, and actually quite pathetic. It would be more apparent just how pathetic they are if they were men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/18 03:46 PM
12

What an ugly fucking loser. Meanwhile, I have a six-figure engineer friend who can't even get a whiff of pussy. It's a sick fucking world when this thing's SMV is higher by virtue of her fuck hole.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/18 03:45 PM
6

Except the bad boy takes the slut and the nice girl, which is what pisses off the nice guy the most.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/18 03:40 PM
5

It looks like there is a nipple on her neck from which her animal familiar suckles for nourishment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/18 07:57 PM
4

"Alien" wasn't an option though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/18 08:54 PM
11

A clean-shaven Carl Winslow with a wig.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/18 08:45 PM
6

My kind of scum, fearless and inventive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/18 07:26 PM
8

Yeah, fuck that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/18 06:24 PM
29

I couldn't imagine waiting eleven dates to get a whiff of cunt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/18 03:45 PM
2

I guess it's easier to play dominoes on pasta after all?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/18 03:04 PM
8

It might be bad juju to make fun of this one, since she looks like she's "special."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/18 03:02 PM
15

I think it's something else, since those with fetal alcohol syndrome typically don't have the groove in the upper lip (philtrum). There's definitely something wrong with her though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/18 03:00 PM
2

The boob tattoo is worse, since the tramp stamp usually has symmetry at least.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/18 01:41 PM
1

Text tattoos are the worst.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/18 01:41 PM
18

Men should just start putting "stay at home gamer."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/18 01:29 PM
10

I just turned 38 and my children are 4 and 5.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/05/18 03:27 PM
5

Prostitutes almost always ensure that you wear a condom (at least "escorts" as opposed to the street walkers). The same can't be said for civilian women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/05/18 03:25 PM
15

This guy cooks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/18 04:21 PM
12

If you really think about it, most women have social skills that are worse than even the most hardcore basement dweller.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/18 04:19 PM
7

Her life seems really, really empty. Even the ubiquitous basement dweller playing World of Warcraft is more interesting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/18 06:53 PM
1

She also has that metal thing in her lip, excess weight, atrocious grammar and writing ability, and what appears to be a text tattoo on her upper thigh (the most egregious type of tattoo, in my opinion).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/18 10:21 PM
8

She looks like ghetto trash.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/18 10:18 PM
43

Because she's so special, wise, mature, beautiful (inside and out), etc., etc., etc.?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/18 10:12 PM
3

I really wish the story was accompanied by a photo of the woman. She tries to sound like some sort of socialite, but she's probably an uggo.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/18 05:48 PM
12

Not really a good chameleon though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/18 03:40 PM
11

I'd only message her in order to save Han Solo from carbonite.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/18 07:21 PM
2

Thanks. That's what I thought, but sometimes I get the left/right mixed up since I've never actually used a dating app.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/18 05:43 PM
2

I don't use Tinder. Does "swipe right" mean you want to match with her, or the opposite?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/18 04:43 PM
2

Why not both?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/18 04:40 PM
3

Exactly. We don't need to see the motto displayed on a bright, red fucking flag in order to know that it's bad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/18 04:18 PM
2

"Steak please."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/18 03:19 PM
9

Granted, potato chips don't need to be cooked.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/18 07:49 PM
46

My interpretation is even more simple than that. "I mean that I don't cook." "You don't cook at all?" "Nope. I don't like to cook." "How can you not cook?" he asked. "What do you eat?" "I eat takeout. I throw together a salad. I eat out." "But you don't cook?" he asked plaintively. "Ever?" It's actually worse than her not wanting to cook for a man, since she brazenly states that she simply does not cook at all, even for herself. In other words, she's an adult who is completely incompetent.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/18 07:48 PM
11

Save a school ride a soyboy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/18 04:31 PM
1

I'm married now, but when I first met my wife it was over drinks. Before the night was over, she used her phone to register as a Republican.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/18 05:09 PM
3

She certainly has a smokin' body, but her face is average. I've seen hotter women at Wal-Mart. Also, the glamor photos probably make her look better than what she is (and she's probably banging the guy who took the photos).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/18 03:43 PM
15

Interests: yoga, meditation, NPR. No, no, and no.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/18 03:21 PM
2

She looks like a fat Eddie Munster in drag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/18 03:01 PM
1

If it weren't for the six kids I would suspect her of being a man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/18 07:07 PM
30

On the plus side, she does point out that she wants to spoil her man, treat him well and do things for him. That's better than 95% of the profiles I've ever read, and actually, it's quite refreshing. She's not making a list of demands and, frankly, she does not come off as being highly entitled or demanding. That's pretty damn good. (god the bar is so low for women - just not being an entitled asshole sets you apart from most women). I was going to comment on this one too. It's actually one of t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/18 05:39 PM
29

Even deaf women want their men to hear their babble.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/18 05:35 PM
11

I'd guess mental, at a minimum.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/18 05:30 PM
4

She has a pussy. That's it. Unfortunately, so many men are so desperate for pussy that she can still catch fish with the lure equivalent of a great white shark.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/18 05:30 PM
3

She then states that she's not a Christian.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/18 04:21 PM
21

We are literally paying to have this woman have a place to be pumped by miles of cock.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/18 04:19 PM
18

Her child should be #1, but even that is likely a lie. If her son was really #1 he wouldn't be getting raised by a single mother looking for strange cock.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/18 04:15 PM
13

Good luck finding the 6'5" guy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/18 12:39 PM
13

Oh, it's that NSFW.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/18 09:43 PM
12

In other words, "Resting Bitch Face."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/18 09:32 PM
1

What a dreadfully terrible specimen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/18 04:10 PM
7

It's got to be an older pic, since she looks like a different person.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/18 04:06 PM
10

She'll end up with that 1,000 eggplant stare.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/18 04:03 PM
8

We already know that she's a broad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/18 03:57 PM
1

Is that a nose ring I see?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/18 06:21 PM
6

Thank you! I always end up having to explain why a woman who drinks beer is a red flag. Essentially, they are emulating male behavior.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/18 06:16 PM
2

They're all bastards on the inside.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/18 03:24 PM
16

Well, she's probably not going to state that she was fucked by a troll. The guy might be tall and strong, but it's possible that he has extra fat or is otherwise not as attractive as a fat girl would have you believe.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/18 10:56 PM
12

Yeah, it really irks me that so many women post photos of their children on Internet dating sites (which are seedy to begin with).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/18 06:11 PM
1

Her belly button is nasty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/18 05:32 PM
4

Even my wife stated that our second child was born of rape. So I laughed at her and asked her what she meant. She responded that she didn't want to have sex that night but that she just didn't stop me. I respond that it's not like I had pantyhose over my head, crept through the window, and fucked her at knifepoint. No, she responded, but she didn't want to have sex. Okay, so why don't you call the police? Oh, because I'm you're wife so you can't rape me. I warned her that according to ancient lo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/18 04:38 PM
1

I've had ups and downs in the sexual market, but thank the gods that I was never so thirsty as to end up with a single mother. I might have banged a couple, but I never committed or met their bastard abominations.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/18 04:20 PM
1

Uruk-pie?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/18 04:17 PM
6

Used to engage in homosexual acts? (If I learned one thing from the Army, it was the Homosexual Conduct Policy during the DADT period.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/18 03:08 PM
34

I've seen dildos less fucked than her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/18 04:47 PM
9

I'm more bothered by that shaved head.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/18 02:56 PM
14

The new Dos Equis guy just doesn't have the same gravitas.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/18 10:11 PM
34

And if not in one of their princess cartoons, certainly in the next Star Wars installment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/18 04:26 PM
7

Who wants to take the time to know a fat woman with short hair and a Slender Man tattoo on her cleavage?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/18 03:09 PM
3

Organ harvesting for Planned Parenthood.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/18 03:54 PM
3

Put > in front of the paragraph to quote. Quote. They definitely are that thirsty. I could see banging one for some low hanging fruit (I mean, at least she can't get pregnant), but definitely not to date.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/18 03:49 PM
2

It will go well with the flour that she'll be rolled in.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/18 03:47 PM
10

Probably? If I were to bet on a race to see whether she can find another cock before I can unzip my pants and beat my dick like it owes me money, I wouldn't bet on myself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/18 03:46 PM
5

I'm cool with Théoden though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/18 03:16 PM
0

I don't think that it's fatalist, since it's more a matter of anticipating that it usually happens (unless something is done about it). Furthermore, to my understanding, there is a chemical change to the metabolism that occurs as well (maybe not?). Regardless, it's still a matter of discipline. I didn't fail in my quit-smoking plan since I did indeed quit smoking. I did, however, fail to take measures to mitigate anticipated weight gain, which is a matter of discipline rather than a lack of logi…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/18 07:59 PM
2

People tend to substitute one oral fixation for another. Wouldn't that tendency be considered normal then?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/18 07:03 PM
9

Generalizations are not meant to be taken so literally. Yes, there are medical conditions that can cause obesity, but the vast majority of the obesity epidemic within the U.S. is due to poor diet and/or lack of exercise. 50% of the population doesn't have a thyroid problem. Hell, I'm overweight. I gained about 40 pounds after I quit smoking cigarettes over a year ago. It's normal to gain weight after quitting, but ultimately it is up to me to have the discipline to change my diet and/or exercise…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/18 05:16 PM
4

Or he's seen the true face of evil at any local mall or Wal-Mart.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/18 05:02 PM
6

I used to have anxiety until I went to Iraq.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/18 05:00 PM
12

Perhaps undisciplined would be more accurate than (but could include) laziness.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/18 03:04 PM
23

The biggest red flag (and there are many) is that she is a Buddhist. It's not that I care about Buddhism one way or the other, but when a moronic, white American girl in her 20s is a Buddhist, you know she's as crazy as fuck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/18 04:38 PM
11

The Dunning-Kruger effect must be astronomical with this particular specimen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/18 04:34 PM
0

Her brother's friends are probably looking for young, handsome Marines.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/18 06:46 PM
4

To be fair, smart women get married young while they're still in their prime. The dumb ones end up herding cats.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/18 06:44 PM
3

Beacon call - Rohan rides to war!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/18 06:25 PM
2

This disgusts me on a visceral level.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/18 06:20 PM
1

The trick is that you don't actually get under it, but hit it from behind. At least according to a friend.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 08:32 PM
1

Now look up "duck butter," "felcher," "munging," and "goatse." You're welcome.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 08:31 PM
2

It's hard to imagine, since I doubt that a girl like that grew up with a father to begin with.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 07:11 PM
1

She's heartsy-fartsy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 07:10 PM
1

Nope. However, the ones that I hate the most are the upper lip, etc., studs that look like a mole or wart that needs to be shaved off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 07:09 PM
2

She's a boss lady making boss moves.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 07:07 PM
2

Thank the Lord that she is too good for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 07:06 PM
14

She probably is, and will be, while "dating" the next sucker.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 07:00 PM
1

The nastiest thing about fat people is the duck butter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 03:51 PM
4

At first, I was really disappointed in Arnold for that one. However, I'm sure he's fucked a lot of hot pieces of ass during the '80s, so at that point he probably just enjoyed her company, familiarity, etc., and/or she was a good, enthusiastic lay, not to mention the convenience factor.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 03:41 PM
14

I would think that mere creation of the profile would be evidence enough.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 03:31 PM
6

Wanna be friends?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 03:27 PM
18

And aren't fat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/18 05:16 PM
1

My guess is 220ish.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/18 05:13 PM
11

Gross. She doesn't look like she deserves anything but a paper bag over her head.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/18 07:16 PM
25

She looks like she might be cute if she would lose 80 lbs. Still damaged goods though. I predict a rough life ahead of her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/18 07:15 PM
2

It would have been cheaper to cast him as Frodo Baggins, instead of using camera tricks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/18 06:15 PM
5

Brad Pitt would be disqualified for his age.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/18 04:58 PM
3

It would be if she was from that stupid Matt Damon movie or on a different planet. We need to switch to kilograms.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/18 05:26 PM
5

This would be the first time that my height was my only saving grace.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/18 05:21 PM
5

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you When your world looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 09:48 PM
2

This one could actually use a Snapchat filter. Nasty woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 08:16 PM
5

On some level, I suppose it gets to the point that those men are in her league, at least short-term.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 08:11 PM
4

"Dad bod" is basically fairly fit and muscular with a bit of a belly. This is her idea of a "chubby dude". When she herself is probably, by her own definition, "super super fat". That's a good point. My idea of the "dad bod" is like the guy who used to play high school football, but who ended up getting fat after years of marriage and fattening foods.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 08:09 PM
0

Older women can be a good lay if they still look good. A woman who is younger might have more hang-ups (no anal, swallowing, etc.) or be less experienced (starfish sex, half-assed BJ, etc.).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 08:02 PM
6

False. Most men look boyish until they're around 30. Anecdotal, but I received more overt female attention once I hit 30. The easiest lay I can recall is when it was closing time at the bar and my friend was talking to a young college girl. Another woman approached me (over 30 but probably a 6.5) and asked if the girl was hitting on me. I said, "no," to which she responded, "Good, because I want to." I ended up driving my buddy home and banging her afterward. 20-year-old me could only dream of s…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 07:56 PM
8

Aside from the last photo she looks fairly decent, especially for her age. I have no doubt that she can find an attractive man with no self-respect and/or other issues that lower his value. I could see a 7/10 man who works a medium wage job, living with his parents, etc., that would probably be up for it. Personally, I would never commit, but I'd be willing to pound her fetus' forehead a couple times.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 07:06 PM
4

Actually, I think that this is one of the most accurate uses of "curvy" and "average" attractiveness that I've ever seen. From what I can tell she doesn't even look fat, and actually looks decent for 35. Frankly, she's probably even above average for her age, since 35 seems to be when the sea hags start revealing themselves. That said, she done fucked up getting pregnant at 35 without a husband.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 06:58 PM
3

I think that what bothers me the most is that she would be exposing her unborn child to the risk of (even more?) STDs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 06:49 PM
25

I really want to understand this mindset. I really want to understand why a woman who's pregnant by another man thinks that not only is she sexually attractive to other men; but also believes that other men will jump at the chance to support her and commit to her. Why she thinks other men will offer up marriage and all that entails - financial support, not having sex with other women, the burden and obligation. Why? What does she believe she has to offer a man? I know that I'm preaching to the c…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 06:47 PM
13

Most intelligent women are unattractive, since attractive women generally don't need to better themselves in order to get ahead in life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 06:42 PM
11

Maybe, maybe if she was into Baldur's Gate I'd let her suck my dick.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 06:34 PM
10

Jabba de wanna wanga, Solo. Oh ho ho ho! Nasty woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/18 06:32 PM
1

Good catch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/18 04:02 PM
2

I'd even fuck it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/18 04:02 PM
5

My last girlfriend pussed out when I tried to get her to drop the Ring into Mount Doom. Adventurous my ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/18 03:59 PM
45

Fried ice is an impossibility, since the ice would immediately melt and cease to be ice. In other words, women want the impossible.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/18 03:46 PM
3

I wish that I could see it to verify.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/18 03:24 PM
5

She has a decent body, but as far as I can tell her face looks a bit busted. Her nose is a bit too bulbous, her front teeth seem to protrude like a shark jumping out of water, and her chin doesn't look all that delicate. There's probably a reason that she's only showing the profile of her face, with sunglasses.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/18 02:51 PM
2

"Open marriage" for the average looking woman means she can have no strings attached sex every weekend. More like multiple times a day from different men, at her command.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/18 03:12 PM
10

That's one hell of a Snapchat filter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/18 10:20 PM
1

Several years ago, I was unemployed and living with my parents after relocating to a new state. I had to slum it a bit, but I still managed to get lower quality pussy. I wasn't even a chad, it's just that the competition is that much worse.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/18 10:19 PM
5

If (if) she's "reasonably attractive" it still shouldn't be hard for her to get someone to date her. The unemployment stigma isn't nearly applied to women as it is to men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/18 10:12 PM
3

Exactly. A "reasonably attractive" woman has plenty of options.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/18 10:10 PM
16

Really, what are the odds of finding a man who is: 28-40; Attractive; Has no children; Doesn't drink; Likes to text throughout the day; TALL!!; Muscular; Tattooed; AND Who is interested in a 35-year-old woman who is short, "curvy," and tattooed? I'd rather be tasked with finding a unicorn-mounted Leprechaun with the Holy Grail.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/18 10:02 PM
7

It's insane how awful most women's online dating profiles are. They are often the female equivalent of: "Im under 6ft tall so if u don't like it move on. I live with my parents in their basement so u need to have your own place and car cuz I have 3 DUIs and cant drive lol :). My penis is small and shriveled, and I have HPV and Herpes. I don't work and like to jack off to anime and smoke weed lolololol. You better be 18-23, hot, thin, and no kids."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/18 06:20 PM
17

"Iam a grown ass worman." No shit. I couldn't imagine her growing any more.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/18 09:21 PM
2

Maybe she's taking a huge, meaty dump.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/18 09:19 PM
3

Probably the cock magic deck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/18 03:21 PM
2

Holy shit, I wasn't expecting a red-haired frog when I clicked on this thread.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/18 02:32 PM
15

Plus it's only gay if there's kissing or cuddling afterward.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/18 02:23 PM
1

I'm wondering what those pills are...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/18 04:58 PM
3

But if you're looking for a random lay, at least she can't get pregnant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/18 04:49 PM
3

Most likely, yes.
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 11:07 PM
8

I can guarantee that she's built for heavy hauling.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/18 08:53 PM
1

Trophy, as in her head can be mounted on a wall?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/18 05:58 PM
5

To pick nits, the average life expectancy statistics of the ancient and medieval world are highly misleading, as they are greatly skewed due to high incidence of infant mortality. Once someone reached adulthood, the likelihood of surviving beyond the average life expectancy increased dramatically. It wasn't uncommon for people to live until their 50s, 60s, and 70s.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/18 05:51 PM
5

That's assuming that she's even telling the truth. Even being anonymous, she wants to be the good guy for her audience.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/18 05:22 PM
10

Guaranteed that she even lied within her anonymous post. The truth is probably something along the lines of she never gives her husband head, only for him to find out that she used to get London Bridged like a porn star.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/18 05:19 PM
3

Well... it came out that I used to engage in threesomes with him and his male roommate. That went in the wrong direction.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/18 05:05 PM
3

She'd actually be perfect for a divorced, established, 50-year-old man looking to start a second family.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/18 04:53 PM
4

I'll have to disagree, since a woman's youth is in no way comparable to a man's "niceness." Yes, there are plenty of other 18-year-old women, but they are almost all in high demand. While she won't get the man she hopes for, the sad fact is that she only needs to offer her youth in order to attract countless men who will be willing to care for her and her baseborn, bastard abomination.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/18 04:49 PM
1

Jane Skellington
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/18 04:41 PM
2

What if you just let her suck your dick?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/18 06:42 PM
2

God was the ultimate bull, if you think about it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/18 06:40 PM
1

And punctuation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/18 05:20 PM
7

It kills me that so many women post photos of their children on hookup sites. That's a huge red flag (beyond the fact that the children exist to begin with).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/18 05:17 PM
3

I thought it was more like blow, hand, and hairdressing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/18 05:04 PM
6

I agree. She's not a head turner, and her face looks a bit weasely, but she's not ugly ugly. At least she wears makeup, doesn't appear to be a land whale, doesn't have purple hair, and has straight teeth (as long as they are, if they weren't straight they probably wouldn't fit in her mouth), etc. I mean, I wouldn't complain to my wife if we passed by her in the mall (I'm 37, but feel like Clint Eastwood's character from Gran Torino; I can't go anywhere public without bitching about how ugly and …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/18 04:57 PM
17

I would accept "and," or even "&," but certainly not "an."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/18 04:48 PM
1

If you're ever going to play video game football, I suggest NES Tecmo Super Bowl. Fuck Madden.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/18 04:47 PM
6

To pick nits, I think that 5'9" is the actual average male height.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/18 04:45 PM
11

Even Jason Statham wouldn't have a chance with this woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/18 04:44 PM
1

Intimacy is when she's squeezing one of your zits.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/03/18 03:55 PM
9

She'll still have more offspring than the guy who'll end up curing cancer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/18 09:50 PM
10

In this case she's clearly thinner in some of the photos. Given the age of the child, my wager would be pre-pregnancy pics.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/18 09:38 PM
9

$20 says that she has willingly drank a man's urine before.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/18 05:32 PM
8

About four months.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/18 05:30 PM
3

Was her nickname Leonidas?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/18 04:54 PM
9

The real difference between a whore and a slut is that the whore will typically demand that you wear a condom.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/18 04:39 PM
1

Make the women pay then?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/18 05:10 PM
4

I'm married with children, and my father-in-law is currently living with us. If he wants to continue living with us, then he'll just have to plug his ears while I smash his daughter's pussy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/18 05:09 PM
9

It's funny how divisive the subject of an adult male living with his parents can be, especially here of all places. "Independence" at a young age is a cultural phenomenon, because the U.S. enjoyed great economic prosperity. Now that the economy has been generally declining for decades (up until recently, at least), more and more young adults have been forced to live with their parents due to the lack of appropriate jobs and income opportunities. Meanwhile, it's not uncommon for the adult childre…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/18 05:07 PM
1

It makes sense once you see her face.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/18 01:26 AM
20

I'm currently married, and this is exactly where I'm at. At this point, I just want to do things that I enjoy.
/r/MGTOW22/02/18 10:16 PM
20

I'm struggling to find a redeeming quality. I guess she could be only 8 miles away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/18 06:55 PM
2

Milk's back on the menu, boys!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/18 05:20 PM
11

It always amuses me how every single mother's profile is 50%+ about their fucking kids. Her sales pitch amounts to, "I'm unemployed and have two children. Fuck my mouth."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/18 05:16 PM
3

One thing that sticks out to me is that she’s 36 and has never had a serious relationship, she’s only ever had fuckbuddies? That’s a MASSIVE red flag. It's like a joint Russian, Chinese, and North Korean military parade.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/18 04:49 PM
-1

The purpose of my post wasn't necessarily to hate on the female teachers, or anyone who ran away, but to point out that it's always men who are willing (and expected) to stand up and make sacrifices. I wouldn't have been compelled to point this out if it weren't for the fact that we have reached peak SJW madness.
/r/MGTOW17/02/18 03:56 AM
9

Thank you. That would be a nice gesture if he were to receive an honorary military funeral.
/r/MGTOW17/02/18 12:37 AM
9

Considering that firearms have always been prevalent within the U.S., and mental illness has always existed, it's obvious that neither of those things are responsible for the increase of mass violence during the last few decades. I think it's a combination of: Psychiatric medications (probably); and Cultural decay. Young men are especially being left behind, ridiculed, isolated, etc., so it is natural for more of them to lash out, especially if mental illness is involved (where previously, the m…
/r/MGTOW16/02/18 11:28 PM
4

He should have identified as a tranny.
/r/MGTOW16/02/18 06:28 PM
5

WTF? If you're going to advertise the fact that you have a "skin condition" then at least state what it is. What reader isn't going to assume the worst?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/18 06:25 PM
1

So what happened next?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/18 09:15 PM
21

Precisely. Hell, I've had a woman swallow my piss (her idea, but I was more than happy to oblige). Women are disgusting, and if she won't even give head then she needs to be nexted immediately.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/18 11:09 PM
8

Rule #1 when giving a hand job: use your mouth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/18 10:49 PM
3

A solid oak, medieval banquet table.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/18 10:39 PM
2

At least this one is more attractive than the majority of women out there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/18 06:32 PM
35

And she doesn't want to suck dick (at least not for a man who is willing to commit).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/18 05:57 PM
8

Even the kid doesn't want to be there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/18 05:56 PM
16

That was. Painful. To read.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/18 05:54 PM
3

A good bedside manner is key.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/18 05:53 PM
4

She'd probably break an actual table.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/18 05:39 PM
6

"My Attractiveness: Attractive" I'd nope her for her haircut alone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/18 05:36 PM
4

I've always hated the word "mature," since it's always used as a shaming tactic by people who have no right to use the word.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/18 05:32 PM
3

It looks like a different person. Perhaps a pre-pregnancy photo?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/18 05:28 PM
9

People seem to forget this part: "And when you're a star, they let you do it." Without delving into the political aspect of Trump, it shouldn't be surprising that women will drop their panties for billionaire playboys, and even let them get away with much more impropriety than us normal folk are used to, due to their status.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/18 06:54 PM
11

Good analysis, although I'll give her some credit for only popping out one bastard during her 31 years of existence. She's probably about a 3/Trainwreck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/18 10:09 PM
27

Taxpayers have become the Beta Bucks, which is why a nerdy, shy guy who earns six figures can't get a date in the 21st century, since the Beta Bucks role is already fulfilled (not to mention most men's general thirst and willingness to pay).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/18 10:08 PM
7

This is the female equivalent of, "Hi my name is Philhelm. I just recent (sic) got fired from my job and I am living with my parents. Just looking for a hot chick for NSA fun."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/18 06:06 PM
5

AKA "Baseborn, bastard abominations."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/18 06:02 PM
3

Holy shit! There are so many red flags flashing on my screen that I had an epileptic seizure. The sick part is that she probably receives scores of messages from men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/18 08:23 PM
3

I think it would tie together, since "neotenous," baby-like, facial features are considered more attractive and feminine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/18 05:40 PM
23

She has adult children, but her longest relationship was only two years. Chairman Mao is probably holding her red flag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/18 05:08 PM
14

Brad Pitt isn't even held in consideration.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/18 04:56 PM
12

My theory is that the ingestion of semen has an aging effect.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/18 04:51 PM
22

If I can't handle her at her best, I don't deserve to have her at her worst.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/18 11:18 PM
54

No photo = swamp hag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/18 10:08 PM
16

Law? (I knew a girl from high school who went to law school but was bartending after graduation.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/18 07:46 PM
25

Hi, my name is Carol, and if I had as many dicks sticking out of me as I've had stuck in me, I'd be a porcupine. How tall are you?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/18 07:44 PM
14

The government's role is also a major factor, since they have provided multiple programs to bail out stupid people like this girl (and in part her parents). If these programs were not in place, the parents would have to step up their game in raising their kids. Anything you subsidize you get more of.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/18 04:23 PM
24

An alpha lion would eat the bastard cubs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/18 04:26 PM
8

What a fucking prize.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/18 04:23 PM
19

I've sent you a PM.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/18 11:30 PM
3

I can see why.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/18 08:46 PM
6

I love riding horses. What does that even mean? Does she own a horse and rides regularly? Did she ride a horse once and loved it? It's 1/4th of her short description, so is obviously important to her. I just think it's funny when people try to make themselves more exciting than what they are.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/18 08:42 PM
15

It looks like James Franco is still trawling for underage girls.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/18 08:38 PM
4

She's been running laps at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/18 08:33 PM
29

I was thinking, "At least she's up for anal."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/18 08:33 PM
6

What if I want my daughters to be taken by alpha studs? I don't want my grandchildren to have inferior DNA or otherwise questionable lineage. Of course, I'd hope that my daughters would be raised to be smart enough to marry before they hit the wall and have the ability to keep the relationship intact.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/18 08:32 PM
15

move up 4 SMV points You're being generous.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/18 09:25 PM
2

Translation: Bored. I'm a nagging bitch who likes to drink and party until the early a.m. I get bored of men easily and have an insatiable thirst for strange cock. I'm looking for a Chad to fuck me for the weekend and buy me some shit. Side note: I don't pay for anything because I do not value you as an equal human being.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/18 07:10 PM
3

I always stress that my children are pure of blood and lineage, and are not baseborn, bastard abominations.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/18 07:06 PM
1

Most likely parent.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/18 07:04 PM
3

I'd probably let her blow me if it required no effort on my part, but I think it's a troll post. I think...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/18 06:53 PM
4

She has to be ugly if she can't get a second "date" after putting out so readily.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/18 06:41 PM
15

Her sales pitch is literally: "I'm a fat fuck with kids. Love me!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/18 06:33 PM
19

I would probably respond with: "They're in on it." or "I've already killed them."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/18 06:31 PM
3

Tunnel Rats.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/18 06:23 PM
2

Well I'll be damned.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/18 01:26 AM
1

It should have had Chris Pratt somewhere.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/18 06:52 PM
5

She'd make a good drill sergeant for Basic Bitch Training.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/18 11:50 PM
1

So how is child support resolved in this scenario? And does it matter if the spouse earns more?
/r/MarriedRedPill25/01/18 09:57 PM
3

I hate it when women try to cuntsplain things to us.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/18 09:46 PM
4

The biggest red flag here is probably the Hello Kitty tattoo (top-right photo). That provides some insight as to her mental state.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/18 09:38 PM
5

The implication here is, of course, that she probably doesn't have an available father. Lo and behold, she's 31 and looks like she wants to be in high school, and needs her grandfather to set things straight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/18 09:28 PM
24

My BD and I went through a lot of rough patches but the rough sex is still good so we fuck, but he said it himself, he cant see himself marrying me anymore even though I had his baby. Why do I still fuck him? Because he's my fucking next door neighbor and the sex is good so again, I'm emotionally settling for whatever I can graspe at. "So what happened between you and your kid's father?" "He's right over there. You can see him through my window waving at us."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/18 04:19 PM
8

How do you think lawyers are born?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/18 04:07 PM
7

I just want to say that I hate how women today look like something from a dystopian, '80s cyberpunk movie.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/18 05:47 PM
7

My wife earns more money than I do, and you're spot on. Every conceivable thing, no matter how small, is a potential fight in the making. I think that my best weapons are to troll her or to ignore her. In fact, she was in tears last night just because I wasn't sniffing her farts (metaphorically speaking). Her: "You love your computer more than you love me." Me: "Yeah, well, the computer doesn't bitch at me."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/18 11:41 PM
4

The lack of kids is a good thing in a woman who is in the sexual marketplace; I in no way dispute that. I would also red flag a woman with children; however, that's different from women who never want to have kids. These are women who lack the basic feminine imperative to procreate and nurture, which is their primary biological function. A woman that doesn't love children is like a dog that doesn't eat meat, or a child that doesn't like puppies; it's unnatural. From a purely sexual perspective, …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/18 09:49 PM
1

It's not that I think everyone should want to have children (the current population is irrelevant here), but that it's suspicious, not to mention unfeminine, when women are adamant about never having children. From my experience, those women tended to be damaged goods. I consider it to be a red flag, just like women who drink beer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/18 08:28 PM
1

It also means that you'll never measure up to the thugs and hustlers, especially if you have an office job. Hell, even a Navy SEAL would probably lose points for being too much of a "nice guy."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/18 06:31 PM
3

More like mediogre.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/18 06:25 PM
1

And not fucking women in their early 20's.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/18 05:32 PM
1

The education vs. ambition disparity actually does compute. Assuming that her photos are current, she actually looks good for 36, and was likely hot during her 20's. A girl like that doesn't need to work or go to school in order to get ahead, if she plays her cards right. The ambition isn't so much the work she is willing to do, but the men she had chased. The problem is that she didn't play her cards right and is now back on the market.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/18 05:30 PM
1

I don't think her face is pretty. Part of it is because she's put in minimal effort. She can't even be bothered to try to look pretty for her dating profile (another red flag).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/18 05:20 PM
6

Leonidas and his Spartans is my guess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/18 05:07 PM
11

But in her mind she wasn't a prostitute. She merely had relationships with older men who were willing to buy her stuff and give her money. She wasn't on the street corner turning tricks, so to equate her to being a whore was a huge affront. So in her twisted mind, she was being shamed for her dating history, not for being a whore.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/18 05:05 PM
1

True, but it's also a huge red flag when a woman doesn't want kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/18 04:58 PM
8

Eating meat isn't the issue here. The real issue is that you have a prissy worldview. Sure, I wouldn't recommend binge drinking or smoking (especially if it's just to fit in and be cool), but I would hardly call those things immoral. I would especially not consider it immoral for omnivores to eat meat. These are just your personal hang-ups, and not a sign of your moral superiority. Keeping your word and living an honorable life are more relevant to one's character than eating meat, smoking, or d…
/r/TheRedPill18/09/17 06:56 PM
11

No wonder I make women so unhappy.
/r/TheRedPill18/09/17 03:33 PM
1

I was thinking Trevor Noah, until you said, "If you saw him now you would think he was great."
/r/TheRedPill15/09/17 03:36 PM
1

Because a "good guy" is one of the top 20%, most of whom won't actually commit to a majority of women. So while the women ignore men who are more realistically their equals, they are getting pump and dumped by higher status men, thereby artificially increasing their SMV.
/r/TheRedPill14/09/17 06:51 PM
1

Because a "good guy" is one of the top 20%, most of whom won't actually commit to a majority of women. So while the women ignore men who are more realistically their equals, they are getting pump and dumped by higher status men, thereby artificially increasing their SMV.
/r/TheRedPill14/09/17 06:51 PM
1

Because a "good guy" is one of the top 20%, most of whom won't actually commit to the majority of women. So while the women ignore men who are more realistically their equals, they are getting pump and dumped by higher status men, thereby artificially increasing their SMV but leaving them without a committed male.
/r/TheRedPill14/09/17 06:51 PM
3

They pay for the girl's dinner because they think it'll get them somewhere with her, not because it's something they want to do. Same with buying drinks, gifts, helping her with this and that, the list goes on. Part of it is social conditioning though.
/r/TheRedPill14/09/17 06:37 PM
18

Wacko. Women have innate outcome independence since they can get fucked by millions of men who are higher status. There's zero need for them to risk having sex with a child.
/r/TheRedPill14/09/17 03:47 PM
6

Honestly, it disgusts me that people communicate like that. That's below 11-year-old grammar for fuck's sake.
/r/TheRedPill14/09/17 03:44 PM
1

Exactly. It's more a matter of (pure) outcome independence.
/r/TheRedPill14/09/17 03:35 PM
6

One guy I hung out with one evening recently, he said he wanted to do something nice for his wife because we stayed out late, and I told him to have sex with her more, and he was speechless. He was probably thinking, "But have you seen her?!"
/r/TheRedPill13/09/17 10:40 PM
11

Can confirm. My wife texted me about a million times saying that the kids were in the hospital and begging me to call her, but I ghosted the fuck out. I got a blowjob the very next day.
/r/TheRedPill11/09/17 10:43 PM
35

Masterbation I expected more from GayLubeOil.
/r/TheRedPill08/09/17 09:53 PM
2

She's likely only behaving since you can walk away. Once you get her pregnant and/or marry her, her attitude will most likely change for the worse since she will then have power over you (family court).
/r/TheRedPill06/09/17 04:23 PM
2

What's really holding us back? Civilization and its laws.
/r/TheRedPill05/09/17 03:09 PM
4

I don't know why they would use Iraqi nationals as interpreters. It seems a bit foolish. But then, they also allowed other Iraqis on post for various things so that they could get a good view on the inside before shooting mortar rounds at us during the night.
/r/TheRedPill05/09/17 04:22 AM
12

It's from the Conan the Barbarian film. The villain, James Earl Jones, captures Arnold and reveals the answer to the Riddle of Steel (supposedly, the barbarians must know this in order to be accepted by the god, Crom, into Valhalla), and then instructs him to contemplate it on the Tree of Woe, where they crucify him. The villain is a cult leader, and as he explains the Riddle of Steel, he instructs one of his cultists to leap to her death. He asserts that is the true power, and it's not the swor…
/r/TheRedPill31/08/17 06:22 PM
3

If she's not married, then her status would be "Single" on any government form she would have to fill out. That said, it might not be worth getting involved with a co-worker unless it's just a shit job that you can afford to lose.
/r/TheRedPill31/08/17 03:00 PM
20

Shit, that being said what do you do when you catch your girl doing this kind of thing? Have her contemplate it on the Tree of Woe.
/r/TheRedPill31/08/17 02:59 PM
16

The Red Pill is now internalized. I reflexively chose Asshole Alex, even though I mistakenly predicted that it would be the "wrong" choice in your scenario, since I'd rather have a murderous psychopath backing me up.
/r/TheRedPill30/08/17 06:25 PM
11

There's no way in hell that I would willingly get the police involved if it was discovered that I unwittingly had child porn on my laptop.
/r/TheRedPill30/08/17 06:19 PM
152

I eat nothing but Alex Jones videos and Super Male Vitality pills.
/r/TheRedPill29/08/17 05:01 PM
1

I seen a alpha male that beats his girlfriend up, and her kid, cry because he was bleeding from his ass... Why was he bleeding from his ass?
/r/TheRedPill25/08/17 09:30 PM
522

Dumped? You were set free.
/r/TheRedPill24/08/17 08:28 PM
2

If anything, having Oneitis makes it easy to treat other women as interchangeable. Discounting teenage masturbatory years, during my one case of Oneitis I was with other women but never got attached to them because of my Oneitis. One even knew that I liked this other woman, but I didn't appreciate at the time how much of a position of strength it had given me with her by being noncommittal. In my case, I actually ended up dating my Oneitis for 3.5 years, but I eventually broke up with her. She w…
/r/TheRedPill23/08/17 03:54 PM
7

Suck a dick. It was actually a D&D reference.
/r/TheRedPill23/08/17 12:51 AM
15

Water Food Clothes Rifle & Ammo Toothbrush Toilet Paper Backpack Rope Flint & Tinder Holy Symbol
/r/TheRedPill21/08/17 10:09 PM
16

Just imagine all of the oysters in her snatch.
/r/TheRedPill21/08/17 03:45 PM
1

I get your broader point, but skydiving and rock climbing are absolutely dangerous. If the activities were put through a threat assessment matrix, they would probably be considered medium, due to low likelihood of an accident, but catastrophic injury if one does occur.
/r/TheRedPill21/08/17 03:33 PM
7

Exactly. My six-figure engineer friend isn't getting any action, while there are plenty of jobless deadbeats with bad teeth fucking sluts left and right.
/r/TheRedPill17/08/17 10:25 PM
2

Perhaps a bit too far, but funny nonetheless.
/r/TheRedPill17/08/17 10:24 PM
9

Completely unrelated, but it reminds me of the time that I made two half-court shots in a row. I used to play casual basketball with a group of friends and wasn't a great shot, but got extremely lucky that time. Some black kid who we had played against earlier was like, "What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?"
/r/TheRedPill17/08/17 10:21 PM
18

Brad. It rhymes with Chad.
/r/TheRedPill17/08/17 10:17 PM
7

Honestly, you might be more likely to get a disease from a civilian, who don't always demand that you wear a condom (not that condom's are 100% safe).
/r/TheRedPill14/08/17 06:41 PM
10

Take single square of toilet paper. Fold sheet in half. Fold sheet in half again. Tear small piece from corner where center of sheet would be. Unfold sheet. Insert middle finger into hole. Wipe ass. Remove sheet from finger, wiping finger clean.
/r/TheRedPill11/08/17 06:48 PM
177

Honestly, I can't get an erection anymore unless a woman is shitting on a midget with a 12" cock.
/r/TheRedPill10/08/17 05:21 PM
55

Assless chaps, black leather biker hat, and ball gag.
/r/TheRedPill10/08/17 03:41 PM
1

Quite right. It's funny, since it's painfully obvious that the best course of action would be for Google to laugh it off.
/r/TheRedPill09/08/17 07:21 PM
1

Yeah, I don't think that he would have not predicted this outcome. I worked for a large, SJW law firm not long ago, and wouldn't have done what he did (uncontroversial as it was to sane people) without expecting to be fired.
/r/TheRedPill09/08/17 03:19 PM
9

Sigh Sometimes people miss the broader point when they take things too literally. After all, the "rule" obviously doesn't mean that you should be fucking an eight-year-old when you're two.
/r/TheRedPill09/08/17 03:09 PM
1

The "perfect 10" is just a figure of speech, rather than an actual belief in perfection.
/r/TheRedPill08/08/17 07:26 PM
10

I was just going to say that a bona fide 5 would be about > 25% of the female population due to rampant obesity.
/r/TheRedPill08/08/17 07:25 PM
1

Probably hiding saggy, post-caesarian, belly flab.
/r/TheRedPill07/08/17 05:23 PM
2

Last Minute Resistance. In other words, an often token resistance to fucking right when the panties are about to come off.
/r/TheRedPill07/08/17 05:18 PM
1

I had a friend tell me about the cock carousel, sexual market value, and charts and graphs about scoring ass.
/r/TheRedPill07/08/17 04:44 PM
1

What's your n-count? Keep in mind, some women simply can't have an orgasm, or it is really hard to get them to orgasm. A minority of women I have known have even stated that they can't orgasm, but they were obvious head cases, and I suspect that anti-depressants, etc., were the culprit.
/r/TheRedPill27/07/17 05:13 PM
3

My guess would be that it must be curling the middle and ring fingers, like Spider-Man does when he shoots webbing, and fingering her vagina and asshole with the index and pinky fingers, respectively. So essentially it would be a weak version of the Shocker. But then, why Shocker when you can Spock 'er?
/r/TheRedPill27/07/17 05:07 PM
2

I'm married now (don't get married), but I told my wife I only ever had one girlfriend...which is true. I then added that, despite being married, she never attained girlfriend status.
/r/TheRedPill27/07/17 03:30 PM
3

I came here to spin plates and chew bubblegum...
/r/TheRedPill27/07/17 03:21 PM
2

She doesn't have moons orbiting her, so she is at least above a 5. In the current year.
/r/TheRedPill27/07/17 03:15 PM
3

She was literally bragging about how she went through a "ho phase" and how she cheated on dudes in her past. Bragging about it. She's just trying to act like a male.
/r/TheRedPill24/07/17 05:43 PM
10

Shes a model, and she's also in the army. She wants a family. She's mormon and believes in polygamy. There are more red flags there than there are words in that sentence.
/r/TheRedPill24/07/17 05:09 PM
2

Not to discount your main point, but I think around 30 is a man's peak. Most 23-year-old men still look boyish.
/r/TheRedPill24/07/17 04:53 PM
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