You’re a male between 18 and 40.
You have distinct political views, but you did not vote in the past presidential election.
You talk to your mom on the phone around once a week. She usually asks you about your girl situation at least once during the conversation.
When you talk to your dad, he talks to you about the same stuff every time: sports teams whose fandom he passed down to you, your job, how your car is running, money, etc.
You have a burgeoning interest in style but your wardrobe isn’t that great yet.
English is your first language but you know a little Spanish.
You are above average intelligence. You have never taken an IQ test (that you know of) but you are proud of your SAT score.
You are mostly agnostic but you believe Christianity did a good job building a framework for a society.
You have measured your penis.
You have an interest in making money online and you have read up about it but as of yet you haven’t taken much action in this area.
You were a pretty good athlete in at least one sport when younger but your dreams of athletic glory fell short.
You have an interest in personal fitness and working out, but you’re not happy with the shape you’re currently in.
You lost your virginity a little later than you’d care to admit.
Of all your grandparents, you are closest to your maternal grandmother.
You don’t smoke cigarettes but you think cigars are cool.
You played fantasy football a few years ago but now you’re bored with it.
You know you spend a little too much time on the computer.
You are a good driver and this gives you pride.
You think you should eat more vegetables, but vegans annoy you.
You are not the hottest guy around but you are comfortable with how you look.
Your grandfather was in the war.
You think holistic medicine is mostly pseudo-science bullshit.
You think you might want kids eventually, but you definitely don’t want a daughter.
How did I do?
