A humorous analysis of the Marriage Market Place (MMP) from both the male and female perspectives.
Readership: All
Length: 200 words
Reading Time: 1 minute + 2 videos totaling 12 minutes in length.
How does a man determine whether a certain woman is worthy of his attention or not?
What kind of relationship should he expect from any particular woman?
This lecture breaks it down into a simple analysis of “Crazy” vs. “Hot”. This should be included in every (male) Sex Ed course, and required in every high school curriculum.
Nice take. But what about the women’s viewpoint?
Here’s a comical response from Ritz and Triscuit (2014/8/3), who happens to believe she is a unicorn! (The word, Unicorn, in this case, is short-hand jargon for Unique Cornball.) Her argument contains many absurdities and contradictions, but we’ll just accept this as a typical female’s hamsterationale.
As you can see, the male and female perspectives are irretrievably at odds.
…and these are the people contending in the SMP!
Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor?
Notes
Links updated and post revised on 2018/9/22.
Links updated and post revised on 2023/7/12. The first and third videos had been removed from YouTube. Original links follow.
- Life Science: The Wife Hack (2015/1/31)
- Kirbyisaboss: The Hot Christian Matrix (2017/5/21)
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