I’d like to preface my post with this excellent post: https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/efh2g0/men_should_be_bodyshamed_more/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I’ll be hitting an age landmark this year but I’ve been told by friends and acquaintances who’ve seen my past pics or known me from a decade ago: that I still have amazing skin, hair / figure (apart from two very fine wrinkles from smiling). One friend who I hadn’t seen in over a year invited me to a party since she was back in my city for a month. She took one look at me and was shocked, she said I looked so well and it took her aback!

I take very good care of my skin, health and fitness. Meaning I invest time and money! I’m taking in personal training soon on top of my evening work out classes that I take. I’m not trying to paint a picture of being a super model or anything of the sort. But I fucking try my hardest to keep what I got!

I’ve decided to increase my age range on Tinder to see what’s out there according to my new decade. OH.MY.GOD. Just no guys over 30!

My observations in a nutshell:

  • Beer bellies. LOTS OF BEER BELLIES

  • Man boobs!

  • Ugly pubic hair beards. Poor grooming

  • Yellow teeth from smoking and coffee etc

  • HATFISH! Receding hairlines or baldness covered under a ‘cleverly’ placed hat

  • The ugliest guy in the group pics, ANY TIME a guy puts up pics of him in groups for the first few photos or just with a great looking friend - it’s always going to be the ugliest friend. Why men have no shame when doing this I’ll never understand

  • No sense of style

  • Bad skin, BRO you should look 55 at 35!

  • Photos clearly taken one 2012 as their main profile pic

  • 0 effort put into their profiles. No bio, nothing or worse aSK mE!

  • UGLY tattoos (tattoos are great but not when you got one while you were drunk)

  • NOT posting a PICTURE of themselves or face, rather wanting to get your personal details to send you their ugly ass picture. In their bio you’ll always see written: I Pr0MiSE iM n0T uGLY hAHa! Like bitch if you weren’t ugly then you’d post a picture of yourself for everyone to see lol

  • Very bad profiles generally

  • Using their pets as there main photo to hook you. Like that poor pet is your crutch on OLD. I always joke that they’re holding these pets hostage 😂

CHANGE your tinder from M looking for F. WOMEN BY FAR are better looking. They’re all hot af and make what they were given work for them! The thing is women have taken care of themselves from their teenage years because of the unfair societal expectations. FROM WHEN WE ARE INNOCENT CHILDREN!

Ladies, what I’m saying is that women look good at any age, we age better than men and we’re fed LIES that we are going to hit a ‘wall’. A myth made up by LVM. If you think you’re not enough, please I can assure you that you are! Don’t let these beer belly fuckheads tell you otherwise.

Don’t feel bad for judging these guys either. These LVM are the same guys who will look at any woman and say she doesn’t have ‘biG enuf booBs’ or ‘tOO fat.’ Meanwhile they have 0 to offer and are hiding the fact that they are deadbeat dads....ugly dead beat dads.

Don’t put these guys in a pedestal ever!