Three interactions with three different simps in one week.

1 pizza delivery guy - talked to him a bit when he delivered to me and he made a comment about wanting a girlfriend. I told him he had a gift in being single that he didn’t even realize. He responded “lots of guys tell me that but I still want to find the one” it was a lost cause. Hopefully he’ll find his way here one day.

2 my best friend of 15+ years. Just got married. This is how our last steam chat went word for word:

Me: We need to get onto the main island for all the good shit Him: ok let’s go Him: wait Him: nvm. My wife is mad. Got to go. Me: lol...Ok. Later.

He hasn’t signed in for awhile now. This was the same dude who used to simultaneously slay bitches left and right in college and still have time to farm 10 hours straight with me on Dark Souls. Now he just works and comes home to a wife who gets angry at him when he wants some time to himself.

3 my dad. The man I use as an example in my life to stay true to the path. every time he meets a woman he gives up his entire identify to fall in line with hers. He’s been married twice and divorced twice. Recently he started working out and building his dream car. He got really buff and his car looked almost complete. He was so happy. Then some random 45 year old chick came along, he stopped going to the gym and hides his car in the garage. I’m sure he noticed the disappointed tone in my voice I asked him about his car. He won’t stop doing this. Every chick he meets, his passions and hobbies go out the window and suddenly he’s into cooking and shopping and looking at furniture. I told him straight up “do not marry this woman” he just laughed and agreed but I doubt he actually agrees.

Stay on the path