Dear women,

The difference between being single and being a bachelor is in ones mind-state.

So, sorry tootz, you're just not worth it.

In other words, you're not even close to wife material and you sure as hell shouldn't be raising a child when you're still acting like one yourself. Did I mention you're always broke and need some kind of support despite how independent you say you are?

Need I say how insufferable you are most of the time? Must I also note how irrational and overly-emotional and over-reactive you are? Should I also say how much of a burden you are? Have you ever seen an anchor?

Yes, yes you have some qualities, but none of them are redeemable. Of those qualities, sex doesn't count even though your're very experienced, that's actually not a good thing. I will say you're a pro when it comes to lieing, cheating, fucking around behind every guys back and you're extremely good at saying, "He's just a friend" with a straight poker face.

So as much as I'd like to share my time, money and energy with someone, you're just not the "one". For me, there is no "one". In fact, as I sit writing this, there's someone else. They happen to have everything you lack; they have no problems they can't handle themselves and they're drama-free, disease-free and truly independent. They have their shit together and they're going places - always have been always will be. I'm in love with someone else you could never compete with. You always said there was someone else & you were right. That someone else is ME.

Sincerely,

Every eligible bachelor