Totally MGTOW unrelated but I think it’s pretty funny non the less. My brother and I conditioned our dog to go out and take shits when we play big band music like Sinatra. He’s a smart dog so we had to put smart him. Before he would stand at the doorway when one of us came home knowing he just went out. And he would just trick us into taking him out and he would just wander around. Problem solved.