This post was inspired by User: LiveAFTSOV from the 103, so you can personally thank them for this shitpost, you're welcome.
I am fucking pissed with half your bitch asses, and you should be even more mad at your gawddamn selves. Don't worry bruhs, I'm probably pissed enough for the whole ass subreddit.
I read this shit from a post and you all need to read this shit too as a reminder:
"I don't know how we think Women are the fucking prize and so mature of this generation; they walk around in their fucking pajamas and underwear driving their parent's minivan to grown-up dayare so they can get drunk and high and just drip cum from every orifice all fucking day until they have a degree and can't find husbands. It just fucking baffles me how this generation of alcoholic cumdumpeters fingering themselves and vaping in bed to vampires and dragons in a shitty one-bedroom apartment with their sweaty fucking bras and yoga pants scattered all over the place smelling like cat piss with some stupid fucking mandala tapestry can't find mature, functional men to marry. This generation of wine-drunk, sweatpants-and-tee-shirt-wearing, scrambled-eggs-burning, boiling water in the microwave, hot fries eating, cheeto-dusted yerba mate drinking self sterilizing hormonal research chemical experiments gone horribly fucking wrong needs US to 'man up'".
Well then. WELL THEN.
This is the kind of shit we put on a pedastal.
This is the kind of shit many of the people are reading this are fucking simping for.
Have some goddamn respect for your fucking selves, wipe the spit from the corner of your mouth, steal your balls back from the purse of your s/o.
