Pussy is a commodity. Just like Gold and Coffee, pussy has market value. Pussy also has an expiration date—like a crop that goes rotten shortly after harvest.

Regulation can sometimes be effective at manipulating the free market. The way the state regulates pussy, by making it illegal to trade fiat directly for the good, detrimentally effects men by making them fall for the “Cinderella Fallacy”—that one should acquire a legal document called a Marriage Certificate to have access to pussy on a regular basis. This is a mirage, because if the owner of the Marriage Certificate decides to void the document, they can collect large sums of money each month from the man called alimony, and if a baby came out of their pussy, the owner of the marriage certificate can collect something called child support (25% of the man’s income), which if not paid will force the man to spend time in a debtors prison.

The ironic part of acquiring this Marriage Certificate to have access to pussy on a regular basis is that most men that do so actually stop getting access to that pussy once they sign it, and those that continue having access to that pussy have to fuck it as they watch it rot, with that thing called alimony held over their head if they decide to leave and find other pussy.

The answer to the marriage certificate problem I read about often is called spinning plates, which translates to, fuck different pussys, but then stop doing so as the signing of the marriage certificate (or an inclination in that direction called an LTR) approaches.

But when you spin plates, if you’re not careful, a baby can come out. Even though a marriage certificate was never signed, this can lead to you losing 25% of your income by having to pay child support to the landlord of the pussy the baby came out of. You have to be so careful to make sure a baby doesn’t come out, and the safest precaution you can take is wearing a rubber balloon on your dick that dulls sensation significantly, to the point where spinning plates hardly becomes worth it. Even then if one of the plates is crazy enough she can scoop that balloon out of the trash bin, and put the semen in her pussy to try to make a baby come out of it, or put a hole in the balloon before you put it on and put your dick in her pussy.

I’m personally going to take a break for a while. The liability is just too high. There are a lot of other fun hobbies.