I'm boring. My hobbies are boring (all centered around programming, investing, and hiking). My career path is boring despite it being lucrative. My field of study is boring (compsci). All boring. No fucking way I'm going to play or even watch any sports, I hate them and I'm sick of them. Played basketball for 10 years and football for 1. I am never touching a ball again. Martial arts is a maybe but my neurologist recommended against it.

Girls lose interest in me really fast when they find out what I enjoy and do, and it's not like I can hide myself from them.

What do I do besides lift?