Girl I used to date, and her best friend came up to me today at work. They strated working at my job while I was dating the girl. So I really had no choice but to shit where I eat.

Anywho, they both came up to me, grabbed onto me, and started just talking a lot fuckin jive about me. Sounded like a mix of actual dislike and jokes.

Decided to say, "Aw, you guys are cute, both grabbing on to me together to tell me something, I hope my new borns are as cute when im a father." They then kinda walked off with some sassy ass walks and smirks.

Did I do this right guys? Validate me.

Either way, this amused mastery shit is a bitch at times. Any good examples or explanations would be nice.