So I see many dumb questions here, I’vd asked some myself to be fair. I’ve crunched the numbers, analyzed the data, and here are the answers to your questions:

  1. Yes she’s cheating

  2. No you’re not the father.

  3. Your girl smiled at the cashier? He’s been rawdogging that for months, maybe weeks.

  4. YOU are the prize bro

  5. Lift, eat, sleep, earn, gain, spin plates.

Now go slay brothers!