If you're like me (you're not), you've been the nerd, the loser, the loner, the popular guy that fucked a cheerleader, the tuffguy, and the hipster music / art snob.

So what is the red pill for a guy in my shoes?

I'll tell you what it is.

I'm not cool.

I mean it really sucks that everything that was once cool has been utterly ruined by Baby Boomers and Millennials, but you know what it is time for me to move past the anger phase now.

I may have once been cool, now I know that I am not.

In fact, I never really was.

But that's okay because I've been the loser.

And I was happier then.

I'm not cool.